"take deoxyribonucleic acid for example. Sound's impressive right? Ever see what happens when you put something in acid? It dissolves. If our bodies were all full of that acid, we'd all dissolve. So much for the theory of evolution."
"fraps gives my computer viruses" - 306.
"The best way to get rid of a boner is to think of something extremely gay" - SourSteezle
"my balls have a little green on them." - harpoon
"'m so gay" - whoa-dere