this weekend for my writing class i was supposed to go to a place i have never been and do something ive never done before, and then write about the experience. well now its monday night, the paper is due in 12 hours, and i still havent done anything unique for this assignment.
so now its 10:00pm in Canton, NY, all storefronts are closed besides mcdonalds and walmart, and my only method of transportation is bicycle. i dont want to have to spend more than 40 dollars, but im willing to break the law. what should i go do?
sell your bike to a hooker for a blow job in an alley, then get the $40 and buy some burgers to throw at homeless people
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"just cuz your tall doesnt mean you got shit on batman" -emilyiscool
"Shut up Frank, You're drunk!" -Errrka
"You can't just queef it out or somthing" -[barelylegal]
Go capture a wild animal and train it to kill. Equip it with weapons. Lather it with lube (so no one will catch it) and let it loose to wreak havoc on your town. Then re-capture it, (good luck grabbing it with all that lube) and battle it out 1 v 1. Kill it, feast on it's flesh, and then write about your experience.
You could make this up so easily!!!!! You could say you picked up a stray dog and returned it to its owner. Thats an easy one. Or say you approached a hobo and asked him how he was doing, and gave him some food.