I remember a few years back I was texting my GF at the time. She had just gotten in a big fight with her parents and was venting to me about it, talking about how they made her cry. I intended to send her a text saying "I'll come over and cheer you up" however auto correct was like, fuck you bro, and instead I sent "I'll come over and AIDS you up." Yea. I told my crying girlfriend I was going to give her AIDS.
What are your experiences with this fantastic technology?
For me when I'm in a hurry, i have a habit of just typing and then hitting send and as its sending I read it and am like OH FUCK. Just a habit of once you finish the text moving your finger quickly to hit send.
i was driving through campus, chill. it was like 1/4 a mile away. it was raining and I didn't want to make her 'walk of shame' in the rain. so i fucking drove her
secondly i wasn't blackout drunk. i just banged it out and felt i was on top of the world, and at that point i was. i didn't hit anyone. i paid my friend for his popped tire. since then i havn't driven drunk. I know its a really stupid thing to do.
Donít argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
My uncle was trying to send a text on his phone with speech recognition to tell someone where his shop is located, so he said to the phone "...I-40 and Juan Tabo" and the phone registered it as " I'm 40 and want to bone." and it was sent to his client. Laughed my ass off when he told me about this.
But on the real, you are still a piece of shit. No excuses.
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
I usually film with my graphing calculator but I wrap it in a fuzzy blanket so she doesn't get frostbite. -JStrathern$