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Adventures with Auto-Correct.

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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I remember a few years back I was texting my GF at the time. She had just gotten in a big fight with her parents and was venting to me about it, talking about how they made her cry. I intended to send her a text saying "I'll come over and cheer you up" however auto correct was like, fuck you bro, and instead I sent "I'll come over and AIDS you up." Yea. I told my crying girlfriend I was going to give her AIDS.

Thanks Auto-Correct

What are your experiences with this fantastic technology?
Oct 18 2012 8:42AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
i drove this girl back to her room in college and I was wayyy to drunk so i hit some curbs on the way. it was my friends car and i popped one of his tires
i tried to text

"remember when I drove you back to your room and i popped my friends tires"


autocorrect sent

"remember when I drove you back to your room and i pooped my friends gourds"
Oct 18 2012 8:58AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
karma for driving drunk.

Fucking idiot
Oct 18 2012 9:14AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
serious.

youre the kind of drunk asshole that hits and kills me walking home on the sidewalk because im too drunk to drive.
Oct 18 2012 9:19AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Damnyouautocorrect.com
Oct 18 2012 9:28AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Godofall you're an Ashlie dick
Oct 18 2012 10:38AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
gave you 0/10 karma, hope that translates into real life
Oct 18 2012 10:48AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
For me when I'm in a hurry, i have a habit of just typing and then hitting send and as its sending I read it and am like OH FUCK. Just a habit of once you finish the text moving your finger quickly to hit send.
Oct 18 2012 10:51AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
i was driving through campus, chill. it was like 1/4 a mile away. it was raining and I didn't want to make her 'walk of shame' in the rain. so i fucking drove her

secondly i wasn't blackout drunk. i just banged it out and felt i was on top of the world, and at that point i was. i didn't hit anyone. i paid my friend for his popped tire. since then i havn't driven drunk. I know its a really stupid thing to do.
Oct 18 2012 10:54AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Yes exactly.
Oct 18 2012 12:00PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Fkn autocorrect should have fixed that to say asshole not Ashlie
Oct 18 2012 12:05PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
haha great example of this thread. i read that and was like wtf? whose ashlie? a shemale?
Oct 18 2012 12:07PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
You are still a piece of shit. No excuses
Oct 18 2012 12:07PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
What a terrible way to spell Ashley. Ha.
Oct 18 2012 12:07PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Yeah I don't even know why iPhone has that as an option lol
Oct 18 2012 12:09PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
My uncle was trying to send a text on his phone with speech recognition to tell someone where his shop is located, so he said to the phone "...I-40 and Juan Tabo" and the phone registered it as " I'm 40 and want to bone." and it was sent to his client. Laughed my ass off when he told me about this.
Oct 18 2012 12:12PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
ok magical videogame charachter that everyoner forgot about by the age of 12. lol watchout for the fun police
Oct 18 2012 12:13PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
haha how can I stay mad at you
Oct 18 2012 12:19PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
=D
Oct 18 2012 12:32PM
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GingLife
Posts: 170 - Karma: 67
One of my ex's friends sent me a picture of her new puppy, tried to reply: cute puppy, auto correct decided i wanted to say: Cute pussy.
Oct 18 2012 12:40PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
Boom roasted tits all day.

But on the real, you are still a piece of shit. No excuses.
Oct 18 2012 12:44PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Im the fun police and Im here to fuck up your day
Oct 18 2012 12:44PM
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GingLife
Posts: 170 - Karma: 67
of course, 3-way ending with multiple peeing in butts.
Oct 18 2012 12:56PM
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
zelda too hard for you?
Oct 18 2012 1:07PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
I'm assuming you avoided the vaginas, and went straight to butts? Women love a man with a weak bladder. You shouldn hear what the sloots say about my catheter
Oct 18 2012 1:08PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Not sure if should or shouldn't...
Oct 18 2012 1:09PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
i beat that shit at 11 years old
Oct 18 2012 1:10PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
Voice recognition always screws something up. I am guessing he lives in Albuquerque?
Oct 18 2012 1:33PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
Typed to my friend "Hey, I am procrastinating, come help me"
my phone wrote "Hey, I am masturbating, come help me"

Totally changed my meaning....
Oct 18 2012 1:34PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
1/3 of three way was the dog
Oct 18 2012 2:44PM
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GingLife
Posts: 170 - Karma: 67
Click for larger image
Oct 19 2012 12:12PM
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funkykid200
Posts: 81 - Karma: 16
it always auto corrects my last name, so if im fiillng somiething out online it messes it up
Dec 4 2012 10:53PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
"Clit Eastwood"
Dec 4 2012 11:12PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Ahhhhhhhhfuck
Dec 4 2012 11:15PM
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
For some unknown godly reason everytime my friend goes to send "Fucking A" it auto corrects to "Fuckinglittlegirls" all as one word
/claim
Dec 5 2012 1:33AM
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