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Button-up Zippers

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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
Why the fuck would anyone want this? I ordered some pants online the other day and two pairs had it. Seriously, how can a zipper be inconvenient? Having buttons doesn't make shit fashionable or classier.

That's what really grinds my gears.
Oct 16 2012 11:51AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Yeah fuck that shit. A lot of designer jeans have buttons and it royally pisses me off.
Oct 16 2012 11:52AM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
whats a button-up zipper?
Oct 16 2012 11:52AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Button up zipper? What the fuck are you talking about? is it buttons or zippers? Do you mean your pants have buttons on the fly? A zipper=/=fly
Oct 16 2012 11:53AM
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theBearJew
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I fucking hate them. I've tried pants on and really liked the fit and feel, didn't buy because they were button up zipper.

FUCK THOSE WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Oct 16 2012 11:54AM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
This could be one of the best first-world problems I have read in a while.
Oct 16 2012 12:04PM
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captainslack
Posts: 296 - Karma: 436
I heard it's because a zip is a fixed length so can make the front of your jeans look weird as you wear them in. With button up jeans they can shrink/stretch with the rest of the jean and don't ruin the shape of them as they change to fit your body


I have no problem with them, normally just undo my belt and top button when putting them on/off
Oct 16 2012 12:10PM
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J.D.
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Button fly with good hardware = way, way better.
Oct 16 2012 12:14PM
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theBearJew
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Oct 16 2012 12:14PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Interesting deduction.
Oct 16 2012 12:14PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
i also wonder why they always put a pee hole in boxers. does anybody in the entire world think its more convenient to unbutton a tiny button, find your way through the hole, and pull your dick back out to start peeing than to just pull down your pants?
Oct 16 2012 12:14PM
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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
You seem to know exactly what I am talking about. God damn buttons where a zipper should be.
Oct 16 2012 12:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i fucking hate them

i got a pair of jorts from the salvation army and i got really drunk in them and peeing the rest of the night was so goddam hard i started just pulling the leg up and peeing out the bottom
Oct 16 2012 12:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
This is stupid. Maybe i think that because I don't even need to undo the buttons in my jeans
Oct 16 2012 12:17PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
pants in general are typically overated.
Oct 16 2012 12:21PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
In which case I fully agree, I fucking hate button up flys, stupidest shit ever. Id rather have velcro
Oct 16 2012 12:28PM
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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
Yes. Velcro would be much more logical and would make anything instantly fashionable.
Oct 16 2012 12:30PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
buttons>zippers

less chance of getting caught while doing it all back up.
Oct 16 2012 12:32PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
^ @byskier also less chance of flying low. However buttons risk breakin off then you're screwed
Oct 16 2012 12:34PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Better then buttons.
Oct 16 2012 12:39PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Button > Zippers all day in terms of fly's.


Also you can pop open a button fly way faster.
And is closing is done without worrying about catching anything in between.
Oct 16 2012 12:39PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Alright someone is going to have to post a picture for reference or something because I have no clue what anyone is talking about.
Oct 16 2012 12:44PM
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Phil-X-
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i gotchu
Oct 16 2012 12:46PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
BUTTON UP ZIPPERS ARE THE BOMB, YOU GUYS ARE CRAY.
Oct 16 2012 1:50PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
thats why you buy dickeys, and carharrts, and they are much cheaper
Oct 16 2012 1:52PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I love them. Every time I take a piss it's like I'm wearing tear-offs for my dick.
Oct 16 2012 2:20PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
this will never happen with a button up fly:
Oct 16 2012 2:32PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
I fucking love button flys! i try my best to get all my pants in them, nothing makes you feel like a bigger badass then ripping open your fly in one fell swoop infront of a bitch on her knees.
Oct 16 2012 3:04PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
button fly is way better. feels and looks classier can be undone faster than zip and more durable.
Oct 16 2012 3:07PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
Oh really? Well I know what you don't make: Funny comments.
Oct 16 2012 3:08PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
careful man, you're gonna catch a cold if dont go inside.
Oct 16 2012 3:23PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Button flys. Every one they are called button flys and I like them but I remember wayyy back in the day I got my first pair an I was like what the fuck. Now I love them and prefer them over zippers
Oct 16 2012 3:23PM
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Dunnah
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Oct 16 2012 3:25PM
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Davy.Crockett
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Oct 16 2012 3:55PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
I personally like the button fly. I don't know what it is about it, I just like it better.
Oct 16 2012 4:36PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
hahahhahha boofschoolers? how the hell havent I seen this before
Oct 16 2012 4:50PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
I photoshopped this picture and made a thread about it but it was deleted
Oct 16 2012 4:54PM
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Peter.
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Oct 16 2012 4:56PM
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Bodhisattva_
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That fat chick tat almost looks like Wu-Tang W
Oct 16 2012 8:45PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Raw denim pretty much has to have button up zippers so that the fabric in the crotch are can stretch/shrink without looking weird. On normal denim or khakis I dont think it matters though. Personally i like button flys
Oct 16 2012 8:50PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
You dont run the risk of zipping your penis in a button fly.
Oct 16 2012 8:51PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i really hate the zipper-up buttons the most.
Oct 16 2012 8:54PM
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Furrer92
Posts: 784 - Karma: 341
PORK AND BEANS!
Oct 16 2012 8:56PM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
I hate those pants so much
Oct 16 2012 10:01PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
agreed

got a pair the day after i caught my nutsack in a zip
Oct 16 2012 11:24PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
[Insert Something about Mary joke]


I hate button fly jeans
Oct 16 2012 11:31PM
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no_steeze
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frank
Oct 16 2012 11:51PM
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