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skiierman
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So I was sitting on the top bleacher watching a field hockey game and my 'friend' comes up behind me and shoves this stick into my asshole, my shin smacks the bleacher in front of me, the back of that leg cramps up, my neck cramps up and my left man boob does also for a good 10 seconds. Seriously I would wish this pain upon no one... well maybe Bush.



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Oct 23 2004 9:01AM
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that sucks
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Oct 23 2004 9:08AM
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1212j5j5
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dude, i know someone who was hopping over a pool cue, and he didnt make it, it went right up his ass and ruptured some organs in his stomach. no joke, he was in icu for a couple of days because of it, and has scars from the surgery.


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Oct 23 2004 9:09AM
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*Fujative*
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i forgot. my worst pain was i went off a step=up and i went to high, so i got scaired and i backseatted, and on the landing, i fell from about 10 ft( im guessing) onto my back. for the rest of the day, i couldnt jump, i couldnt do anything. it was like that for about 2 weeks. i got so fucking scaried that in air, before i was going to hit the ground, that my back would break, and i would make move again.
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Oct 23 2004 9:12AM
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cobalt
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sounds like an urban legend.
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Oct 23 2004 9:13AM
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cobalt
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^that was for blindblinds.
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Oct 23 2004 9:13AM
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^never move again
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Oct 23 2004 9:13AM
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1212j5j5
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dude, im totally serious, he was like 8 at the time, jumping off the couch over the cue. hah.


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Oct 23 2004 9:15AM
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CTD
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nope, the worst pain is anything to the nuts. those all just hurt, and pain is manageable. getting hit in the nuts kills.





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Oct 23 2004 10:00AM
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skiierman
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^ I have been hit in the nuts before many many times. And let me tell you, I would have rather taken a shot to the nuts than this.



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Oct 23 2004 10:13AM
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hellmut
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The worst kind of pain is the kind that last for days and the kind of pain the keeps you awake at night.
Oct 23 2004 10:16AM
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1212j5j5
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all pain is maneagle, it has to be. unless it puts you into shock, its maneagable. and when your hurt its not as bad anyway, the adrenaline in your body helps you cope.


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Oct 23 2004 10:20AM
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bhill2.0
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i was rollerblading and you have to jump up to a ledge to get to the rail so i jumped to ther ledge and my foot didnt get to the rail my shin smacked the rail and immeditaly i had a bump and it went numb it hurt like a bitch and i had to skate home later.



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Oct 23 2004 10:27AM
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Capt.Flannel
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my worst pain was when I blew out my knee and played 3 more hockey games with it. I had to tape my shin gaurd over my knee cause it wouldnt fit.




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Oct 23 2004 10:32AM
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scofield
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i was rollerblading and i was doing a spine so i went up, stalled, and tried to come back down on the same side with a cab 3 and i leaned to far foward when coming down and hit my mouth (with my 4000 dollar braces) and chipped 3 teeth and knock out to.... most fucked up braces you've ever seen



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Oct 23 2004 10:50AM
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scofield
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^on the coping



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Oct 23 2004 10:50AM
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clrumivier4life
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Pedal bite from those bike pedals with the metal pegs is killer. Take that right to the shin and it's like you can't move and you have huge white gashes in your leg. I still have some pretty big scars from that. Shins suck.


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Oct 23 2004 11:19AM
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Apple
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dude, shock is a coping mechanism for the body. You dont feel pain when your in shock. and i think that the worse pain in the world would have to be getting a spike in the foot. down trhough the top. that would be so bad.

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Oct 23 2004 12:02PM
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clrumivier4life
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it seems like going in the top to the bottom would hurt more than bottom to top...maybe because bottom to top is much more likely by like stepping on something.


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Oct 23 2004 12:13PM
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hucksterjibber15
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worst pain ever is the day after a car accident, going head on into another car going 55, while you are going 40. thats like going from 95 mph to a complete stop, where you fracture your sternum, hip, gash your knee the fuck up, monster headache from the severe concussion, and having your face all cut up. yea, i win.
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Oct 23 2004 12:29PM
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bhill2.0
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40 + 55 = 95 is that how u came up with it?







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Oct 23 2004 12:35PM
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*NWFT*nUkkA
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in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.
Oct 23 2004 12:36PM
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bhill2.0
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thats signature worthy







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Oct 23 2004 12:39PM
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LeBlanc
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I was biking at a place we call the pit, and there are huge dirt jumps, anyways I was going for the 12 foot gap and my friend was standing on the landing after I took off and I didnt see him before I was in the air and then I like took my feet of the pedals for not to hit him and I was still in the air so when I landed my crank spikes for the chain to go on shoved up my leg, shin actualy, and it chipped my leg bone and I got 16 stiches. Now that was painfull. And I broke my right ankle 2 times wich was also very painfull



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Oct 23 2004 1:12PM
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Bangor
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sounds like you need some new freinds, and a replacement set of nuts......
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Oct 23 2004 2:40PM
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k2yeags
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the worst pain ever was braking my ankle on a trip with my soccer team and then walking back to the house we were staying in, and then walking around on it for the next 2 days defore i went to see the doctor
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Oct 23 2004 2:41PM
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skibunnie
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can't decide which was worse:
1- the worst stomach cramps ever, felt like my insides were being ripped apart. I couldn't walk, move, or even talk. ended up in hospital for 10 days on morphine, found out it was e-coli.

2- jamming my ski against a gate and hyperextending my knee. had to lay in the snow for 40 mins before the patrollers came, nobody was allowed to take off my skis or anything. I was screaming, then went into shock and passed out for a bit. turned out i fractured my femur, tore my acl, partially tore my mcl and lcl and meniscus.
Oct 23 2004 2:50PM
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asac
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try this:
1. kneel down on the ground
2. lean back
3. tighten the muscles on the back of your thigh right up you knee.
4. die.





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Oct 23 2004 2:56PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i had e-coli too....it fuckn hurts so crazy....i also hasd viral menengitis...it gives you the worst possible neck pains and headache ever.....my brain was so swollen from it



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Oct 23 2004 3:08PM
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mike wilson beats all of u, just watch yearbook

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Oct 23 2004 4:25PM
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hotchiklover
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i'm happy you suffered. i'm sad you're still alive. die fucker






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Oct 23 2004 5:05PM
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yoda.
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Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.



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Oct 23 2004 5:47PM
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Latch
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^you should start a cult


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Oct 23 2004 5:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Straining so hard that you invert your rectum. That happened to a weightlifter, he strained so hard it popped out. Its on rotten.com somewhere...
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Oct 23 2004 7:54PM
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fourdskate
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i was skating last week, and i was trying to kickflip this stair set. i popped it a little late, so that the board popped up vertical. of course i tried to bail out and get the tip of my skate out of the general area of my nutsack, but to no avail, i landed straight on it, popsicle status. it missed my nuts by like 2 inches, but i still have a massive welt that is like 8 days old now. hurts so bad.
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Oct 23 2004 8:03PM
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Bangor
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being a miserable failure is pretty fucking painful. idk if emotional suffering counts..... but fuck you if you're going to start shit.
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Oct 23 2004 10:21PM
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Apple
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i said down through the top, as in from top to bottom. it would be horrible. espicaly if you got ecoli from it...

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Oct 24 2004 12:27AM
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jibij--intern
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shattering a humerus is almost as bad as it gets i dont care what you guys say i had to sit in a chair for 2 weeks i could feel the bone move everytime i sneezed
Oct 24 2004 12:30AM
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scofield
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^^haha thats my vote for worse pain ever



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Oct 24 2004 1:08AM
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dg101
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has anyone ever ripped open their sack
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Oct 24 2004 1:27AM
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agentorange
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the worst pain is trying to jump over a fence and getting your nutsack caught on the top and tearing them open.
Oct 24 2004 1:34AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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hmmm sports are good for painkiller companies. lets see
Rugby game, concussion on inital hit, under ruck get head stomped with metal studs, back raked and balls stomped,
Football,
8 man hit sled dropped on ankle, flatten ankle seperate calf muscle, rip tendons/cartliage, on crutches for 6 months
the usual bike pedal to shin, leaving permanent bump on bone,
seperated shoulder in early rugby game, forced to play rest of game, to find i ripped it and need surgary later (got away with physio but i can still drop it out of socket whenever i want, 10 seperated shoulders and counting)
Ripped acl in game,
yeah thats it so far, touch wood

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Oct 24 2004 1:37AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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concussions make my brain work not good.
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Oct 24 2004 1:38AM
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agentorange
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getting a dual titty twister and being lifted up off the ground.
Oct 24 2004 1:39AM
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scofield
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^haha



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Oct 24 2004 8:49AM
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skiierman
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Yeah I ripped my sac open. No-footer on bike, over shot jump by I think it was 10 ft. the seat broke off and my sac kinda snagged on the seat post.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Oct 24 2004 10:07AM
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LittleDevil720
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that sucks, i hear that passing gullstones hurts so fucking bad

Oct 24 2004 11:03AM
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*NWFT*nUkkA
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ummmmm this one time....my mouth was numb cause i got my tooth pulled and i ate a hamburger and i thought that i was chewing on my hamburger....turns out it was the side of my cheek....i chewed off the inside of my mouth. didn't hurt at the time, but after that damn novacain wore off, SHIAT!



in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-someone
Oct 24 2004 3:57PM
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forfun
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straight out of the new SKATEBOARDER, Mark Appleyard had this to say: 'I popsicled my board off one of those stupid ski jumps in europe. My Balls entered my torso. I had to go to the doctor and they jammed a catheter in my wang. damn that hurt.

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Oct 24 2004 4:03PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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The absolute worst pain I've ever felt was actually kind of like a whole lot of pains in one.

First, I had just broken my nose for like the 3rd or 4th time and because it was still fucked up frm the previous break I had to get surgery. The surgery was supposed to be simple and quick, but it ended up taking about 3 hours. i was asleep so i didn't really mind, but they only gave me 2 days worth of pain killers.

2 days later, I'm riding the local park with some friends (BMX) and I go to hit a quarter and right when i start riding up it there is this massive physically blinding pain in my face. to make a long story short, I fly up in the air and come down crooked right on the lip of the quarter, breaking my arm in 5 places, 2 ribs and dislocating both shoulders and both thumbs. Then the bike comes down right on my nuts and cracked the 'protection' I was wearing and bruised a testicle and something else that I can't remember. So I go back to surgery for the second time in 3 days.

This time they give me enough pain killers for over a week, which is good, but they neglect to tell me not to take them right before I go to sleep, so one day I take sme at lunch and then go and take a nap before my next class and I fall asleep. Supposedly some kids in my school just thought I was faking being asleep so that i didn't have to go to class and so one of them came over and kicked me in the shin as hard as he could. I was completely unconcious and didn't even wake up, so when I didn't move the kids paniced and got a teacher and tld him that I was dead, so they call 911, an ambulence comes and I'm taken to the hospital again. This one is different than the one that I had gone to the past two times and so they didn't know that i was given the drugs because of surgery and think that i just took them because they thought i was a drug addict or something. So I wake up a few hours later and they refuse to give me any drugs or pain killers AT ALL for close to an hour.

That was the abslute worst pain I've ever felt, but the combined pain was only for less than an hour, so I guess it really wasn't that bad...
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Oct 24 2004 4:24PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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wow, now that I think about it, that was also the most unlucky week for me ever...
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