I don't have time right now but I will definitely contribute later. When I get back I better see No Brainer, The 55 Mile Per Hour Man, Sad Larry, The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere, Taxicab Quartet, and Speed Racist
Bitches. Be. Tripping. - Mones
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
All the comics in the newschoolers comic thread in ski gabber.
The ToshTini !!!: How to make
"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
"Cliffy, if I may call you Cliffy, this is the second time you have destroyed my meagre hopes of having some form of attachment to a woman way beyond my calibre. For the sake of my sanity please make sure there is not a third." - Yossarian