I currently have 17 threads of TomWallisch's hair. I did not forcefully take it, I saw him at Breck and he let me cut his hair for my college fees. Please buy this, I need my college fees real quick. Thanks. (:
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".