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Those baggy ski pants

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skier1260
Posts: 68 - Karma: 36
Why do they always sit tightly around my thighs while I'm skiing? God why?

Mad karma for help here!
Oct 8 2012 10:51AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
because you have thunder thighs.
Oct 8 2012 10:53AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
same
Oct 8 2012 10:59AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
Get a bigger size, what else is there? Any pair of actual baggy pants won't be tight around your thighsl
Oct 8 2012 11:03AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Is this you?

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Oct 8 2012 11:03AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
THUNDER!
Oct 8 2012 11:08AM
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skier1260
Posts: 68 - Karma: 36
HELL NO THUNDERTHIGHS! HAHA. Actually I'm quite skinny. Pants are baggy, but cling to the legs when skiing (i guess it's the wind causing it).
Oct 8 2012 1:49PM
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Seany.n
Posts: 459 - Karma: 467
get pants that use a heavier material. not wind-breaker marterial, because that would stick to your leg i guess, and i assume thats your problem
Oct 8 2012 1:56PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
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Oct 8 2012 1:56PM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
That sounds logical.
Oct 8 2012 4:13PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Just get some suspenders.
Oct 8 2012 4:27PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
what kind of pants/size are they?
Oct 8 2012 4:58PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
just sag them to your knees, then they can't cling to your thighs.

problem solved.
Oct 8 2012 5:04PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I can't beleive you let your pants touch your thighs, you must look so stupid. you need to get stiffer pants. Or sew some flexible wire to the inside of your pants. It might hurt your skiing performance but is still way better than having your pants blow into your thighs when you are skiing.
Oct 8 2012 5:56PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
yes
Oct 8 2012 6:03PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
your doing it all wrong. the trick is to urinate on your pants on the chairlift, then when its time to ski, your pants are frozen and stay hard and baggy.
Oct 8 2012 7:00PM
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LarryPowers
Posts: 332 - Karma: 138
yeah this is the trick I use, it doesn't work very well in the spring tho
Oct 9 2012 9:56AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Because you have AIDS.
Oct 9 2012 10:03AM
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TChronic
Posts: 287 - Karma: 82
if your pants arnt saggin at your knees your not saggin enough
Oct 9 2012 10:13AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Get fulltilts
Oct 9 2012 10:37AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
quoting for emphases
Oct 9 2012 10:41AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Buy first drop
Oct 9 2012 10:41AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
do you know of any suspenders that are bigger than average. I don't want my pants sitting tightly at my waist, but rather upper thigh
Oct 9 2012 11:20AM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
Armada Surplus Suspenders. I have them. Im 6 feet tall and I can have my pants an inch above my knees with them.
Oct 9 2012 11:35AM
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PeteMez
Posts: 611 - Karma: 103
There's these ones called shoe-laces...
Oct 9 2012 11:40AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Who wears pants anymore?
Oct 9 2012 11:49AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
I can't even wear pants anymore...I did too many squats this summer.

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Oct 9 2012 12:15PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
And just when I thought I was done masturbating.
Oct 9 2012 12:23PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
.
Oct 9 2012 12:55PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
you need to go to a pantfitter ....
Oct 9 2012 12:58PM
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Splice.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: -192
Are you european?
Oct 9 2012 1:01PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
also quoting for emphases
Oct 9 2012 1:06PM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
Are you 12?
Oct 9 2012 2:17PM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
Definitely the best technique, been using that one for years.
Oct 9 2012 3:08PM
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