Hey guys. Its official, Sasquatch "jib park" sucks major dick.
-There run consists of maybe 4 features in length
-There is very little progression for beginners
-They had like ten features total last year.
-The park crew is mediocre
-Over all they have no concept of where to put shit to make it fun
That was just a few reasons why crystal fucking sucks....
Anyways If you hate crystal post the following in the link to tell them they are shitty. If you like crystal do the same to tell them they need to get there fucking shit together.
If the park Is gonna have a total of 4 lame features again next year I suggest making It more progressive. Kids get wrecked trying to learn tricks on your hand rails because you don't have any flat bars or mellow things to learn on. You had one flat lift tower last year and one flat bar you had to go 1000 mph into to get speed for, but c'mon get your shit together. What happ
ens when a kid who has never slid anything before try's hopping one of your hand rails and just because you don't have shit for features to learn on he slips out and breaks his tail bone, then the park gets shut down and its all over for every one.
As for the legit rails... why not make a line that goes further down magoo? Its no fun when you just clump your rails up like that and can only hit maybe two in a row. Even If you had half the run you had two years ago it would be better than last year.
MAKE A PROGRESSIVE PARK WITH MORE THAN TWO FEATURES....YOU WONT
But seriously you guys need to get your thumbs out of your asses and get shit done. At this point you cant even consider it a jib park.
Feel free to change the wording as desired. Or just write your own. Its time they get there shit together.
inb4 everything negative