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You Are At Your Girlfriends House When.......

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theabortionator
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You are hanging out with your Significant Other when you feel your tummy start to rumble.
You have to take a shit, the biggest shit of your life, but you also have to piss. On most days this wouldn't be a problem but you have a raging erection to crush your hopes and dreams.

Do you.

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Answer honestly and back up your decision
Oct 2 2012 9:15PM
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KEVTRON
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A) Because ill just make my roommates girlfriend clean it up
Oct 2 2012 9:18PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 11,408
piss in the top part of the toilet while you shit in the bowl

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Oct 2 2012 9:19PM
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KEVTRON
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mind=fuckin blown
Oct 2 2012 9:21PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
D). Use the shower, usually wields successful results
Oct 2 2012 9:24PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
in the shower.
but then getting it down the drain might be an issue. hot water perhaps?..
Oct 2 2012 9:24PM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
pee in her butt, obviously
Oct 2 2012 9:24PM
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Julian.F
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no more dinner for me. thanks guys
Oct 2 2012 9:25PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Click for larger image doing it as we speak. God I hope you're right
Oct 2 2012 9:28PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Grab a glass from the kitchen before entering bathroom. Take a shit in the toilet, pee in the glass if needed.
Oct 2 2012 9:28PM
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Aidan-G
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That thread was fantastic. It was called "the most socially awkward guy" or something like that. Someone should find it
Oct 2 2012 9:29PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Nevermind. I found it

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/534223/
Oct 2 2012 9:30PM
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1337
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it wasn't originally on ns. most of the epic, general threads with nothing to do with skiing are.

FOR EXAMPLE, SOLID 7 IS NOT UNIQUE TO NS IN ANY WAY
Oct 2 2012 9:31PM
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Aidan-G
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I know it's not that's why there's a link in that thread to a different forum but that thread brought it to my attention
Oct 2 2012 9:32PM
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theabortionator
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Oct 2 2012 9:33PM
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Olimar
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im pretty sure 80% of ns knows this...
Oct 2 2012 9:34PM
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line686
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Thankfully, i brought my pee bottle. Good to go.
Oct 2 2012 9:36PM
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dreadyboy
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Except you can't piss with a raging boner, just beat off while you shit then piss.
Oct 2 2012 9:44PM
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no_steeze
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yes you can
Oct 2 2012 9:46PM
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Joebin
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I remember someone bumping this exact same thread with a story behind it a couple weeks ago. Same pics and everything.
Oct 2 2012 9:55PM
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dreadyboy
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well sure I've pissed with morning wood or with a half chub, but a full on rager takes a lotta work tryin to relax to actually piss.
Oct 2 2012 9:58PM
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Aidan-G
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Check the link I posted earlier. Is it that one?
Oct 2 2012 9:59PM
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cwphoto
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where is it originally from?
Oct 2 2012 10:02PM
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arnie_grape
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it's a serbian folk tale that has been passed down 3 or 4 generations.
Oct 2 2012 10:04PM
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Joebin
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Why yes, yes it is. Thank you kind starfish.
Oct 2 2012 10:04PM
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alex=
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This thread delivers

i fucking lost so hard

+k to all you motherfuckers
Oct 2 2012 10:05PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
No problem. I always try and do my part for the physically disabled
Oct 2 2012 10:05PM
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1337
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you'd be surprised...
Oct 2 2012 10:07PM
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no_steeze
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sometimes the situation is all too real. i've had to stop having sex before to go pee and it did not feel good, but it still happened
Oct 2 2012 10:22PM
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theabortionator
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for cereal
Oct 3 2012 7:41AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
Lay a tarp on the floor
Oct 3 2012 7:44AM
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987321654hgfd
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Bodybuilding
Oct 3 2012 8:04AM
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Huck_Norris
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Just stomp the poop down the drain.  Old college trick. 
Oct 3 2012 8:27AM
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NotGhood
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I've never even considered ever being in this situation...but now I know what to do. Thank you ns.
Oct 3 2012 9:13AM
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Darth.Maul
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Grab the garbage can and dump it out. The piss in it and you can wash it out after and put the trash back in?
Oct 3 2012 9:59AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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Man the fuck up and tuck your raged between your legs while you shit
Oct 3 2012 10:04AM
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Lansfield
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Click for larger imagePee in her butt and and shit on the floor
Oct 3 2012 10:21AM
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CheddarJack
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Well idk about other people, but my toilet is awkwardly small and I can fit my rager in the bowl when sitting, so that doesn't work if that happened at my place.
Oct 3 2012 10:32AM
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rareison
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Fucking lost at the pictures
Oct 3 2012 10:35AM
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Dunnah
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So my thread got deleted that had a picture of steve-o butt funneling with thalls face over it (and no actual sight of nudity) but these crude drawings with clear nudity are ok?

Oct 3 2012 10:39AM
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Anathema
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i dont know why i laughed, because this thread is just disturbing. but i did..
Oct 3 2012 10:42AM
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HoneyBadger
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oh and blumpkin
Oct 3 2012 11:35AM
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Dragonite.
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Not this thread again. I can't handle the lols.
Oct 3 2012 12:24PM
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cubber
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Hahaha I would def shit in the bowl while pissing in the bathtub
Oct 3 2012 12:55PM
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lands11
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Piss in the top and shit in the bowl for sure. Also these drawings are phenomenal, I''m also looking at this thread while chilling in the UVM lib, kid next to me just gave it some weird looks hahaha
Oct 3 2012 12:59PM
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grams.
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Well done...
Oct 3 2012 1:01PM
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yalebale
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genious
Oct 3 2012 1:07PM
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little1337
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B
Oct 3 2012 1:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'm laughing so hard i'm crying haha

go to this thread ^ and read the 2 linked threads on bodybuilding.com. jesus christ so hilarious
Oct 3 2012 3:11PM
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B.Pol
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Good thing I brought my midget to suck me off or let me pee in her mouth.

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Oct 3 2012 3:22PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Oh sweet jesus, get over yourself


Why can't we all just have fun on the internet
Oct 3 2012 8:35PM
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