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what pisses me off
so most schools have them
school hall moniters.. in our school.. they believe the more people they get in trouble the better job there doing, theve been known to give people detentions for 'loitering' durring free periods ( alst year i got a refearl for that) and getting kids in trouble for other various made up rules... such as:
1. sitting on tables
2. trying to get your money back from the snack machine that ate your money
and many more...
its pretty funny watching them walk around... there all fat and lazy, and all have walkie talkies... with the code language, there talking about like a b1878 in sector 9er/d5
what a life they have
i really want to ask them what they did wrong, why there stuck wandering the endless school halls for the rest of their life getting paid minimum wage
but of course i would get a detention... for questioning authority, HOW DID THEY BECOME AUTHORITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!
my school is too small to have hall monitors i go to the winter sports school...but if we had them im sure theyd piss me off
Yeah no hall monitors here. We got hall trolls.
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haha yeah last year we had these stupid bitches who would come yell at you if you were standing in the locker rows and she would always fucking yell at me and i would roll my eyes at her and shewas like thats it come here now! and i was like oh god what now..to her face. then she was like whats your name and blah blah blah really loud and makin a scene and i got lunch detention for a day and i just kept rolling my eyes at her and she just gave up. but NOW...dun dun dun there is none of that shit in highschool and i can copy homework and cuss and throw food and i don't get in troub..i like it
drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
we just have dumbass teachers that ask for your hall 'booklet'
'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
wtf is a hall booklet?
Screw this I'm going skiing
we have a crazy fat janitor who yells at you to get to class, the bitch is crazy
I AM A SKIER.
a homosexual man
'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
my school can only afford one security guy. his name is Dave but we call him Batman. He wears the same batman hat and batman shirt every day. or maybe he has two sets. im not even joking this is true
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we have a thing that janitors drive down the halls that look like mini zambonies, but they clean the floor, but i only see them when theyre going from one starage room to another. other than that, all we got is teachers standing around, no monitors
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