Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
^^ you can man its possible. Theres a guy named Eric Pollard. I wonder if you've heard of em. No poles has potential to get big i think but more people hav to take it up. I started out wit out poles but I wont go back until I get a lot better like Andy Maure. Though I have seen Andy hit rails wit no poles i havent seen clips of em on big tables that i would like to see.
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NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
seems like skiing with no poles would be hard, no balance. i really dont care if people do, more talent to them. one time i was riding in park next to and maher, who at the time had no poles, and i didnt eve nrealize it until after he was gone
shants; theyre not quite shorts, but not quite pants
why ski with poles? so you can do shittier grabs. so you can initiate turns, which is only really necesary to RACE...oh wait, i forgot...you just hold them there...kinda like posing. you pose to be a racer... fucking posers... balance..do you use poles when you walk jog or run? well if you always did, then youd need them to balance. (im assuming you do at least one of those) poles dont help your balance...actually, you fuck up your natural balance to compensate for poles being there. so whatever...id rather be called gay and know im straight, then call people gay because they are cooler than me..thats right...cooler than you..HAHA bitches
The only reason for poles is traversing... think about it.. thats the sole intention of them being invented.I still ski with poles most the time, but its in fear of god and his curse on the human mind. And that balance issue, people tell you that so the big corps make a little more money off a simple tool. Theyre handy when you get stuck in powder but besides that, you dont even need them to ski backcountry.. so in the park just fuckin ditch em and get yo groove on... HOLAAA
The *andy* that you just tried to insult is Andy Mahre. I remember him in this Sessions Outerwear ad...his fucking style made GQ Magazine jealous. With or without poles (apparently as stated in this thread he skis without them sometimes) he would have made you look like a shithead.
I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
THE NIGHTS FUCKIN MISSION:
buy the poles.
after crying over the fact that you played a video game more than 4 hrs to get enough fake cash to purchase said poles on said game,
marvel at the beauty that is snowboarding with poles.
Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.
namedropping asside, don't you think it's sometimes even a little FUN to ditch the poles for a bit just to goof around. It's not a fashion show, do what's fun. I'll drop the poles sometimes to goof around, why? cause it's fun! some of you just won't get it.
its ok to ski without poles everynow and then. who really cares. I've alwasys enjoyed ditching them every now and then, especially when I'm teaching other people how to ski. Its also fun to ski a straight line in the bumps without them from time to time. Its a challenge. I also ditch the poles when its my day to be video cam bitch. but one of the reasons why poles have been used in skiing (besides trraversing) is back in the olden days when ski's were 225 CM 2x4's. they helped people unweight so they could turn the skis. With out them skiing would have been a lot tougher. Today the ski's are designed better so the overemphasis on unweighting is not needed.
i was a prisoner to poles until I first got a job instructing. At the time I was only 15 so I was an assistant instructor. Which means ski in the back of the group and pick up any kids that fall down. So when I was doing that I wouldn't used poles. It makes you a better skier. After I quit that job I tried ditching my poles every once in a while. it's hard, but definitely helpful. Then when I started filming more, I would ditch my poles a lot more. I still use them most of the time but I am open to the no pole movement.
Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'
^And failed miserably in the attempt... his icon is a Goomba, you moron. Who the hell doesn't recognize a Goomba when he sees one? You must be some kind of social reject... and you aren't going to be winning this one, either way. Arguing about what constitutes good skiing with someone who is better than you could ever hope to be on his worst day can't go well for you.
In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
who cares if (GASP) andy mahre does it, it still looks gay. and its not like you cant grab well and do everything else just as well with poles. and they have style.
but how can un not recognize a goomba>?
-this post dedicated to matt-
'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa