bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
my favorite maru vid is where he dives into a box, gets stuck, walks around with the box stuck on his belly like no big deal.
ON3P, hardcore skis, softcore porn. -carbon.pulse$
PBR's movie was far better in my opinion -whistler14
Fornicate with women, acquire currency -batterslat.
If this makes the public hate freeskiers... then fuck the public. -Mr. Bishop