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Is the scrotum neutrally buoyant?

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.Jacob
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I'm in the bath, but I can't tell.
Sep 10 2012 7:39PM
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Master_Debater
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Stuffed!
Sep 10 2012 7:41PM
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theabortionator
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roast
Sep 10 2012 7:44PM
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roddy116
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lol whut?
Sep 10 2012 7:44PM
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.Jacob
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Guys i'm serious, they just kind of stay there.
Sep 10 2012 7:45PM
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GDog_69
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have your mom lick it
Sep 10 2012 7:45PM
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5m0k3we3d
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Beat off and see what happens
Sep 10 2012 7:46PM
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whoa-dere
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natural balls float in the water, just like non augmented boobs. fake boobs sag in the water. if your balls don't float, something's been done to them
Sep 10 2012 7:47PM
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@skiinmitch
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i think the real question here is how many people take a bath and browse NS?
Sep 10 2012 7:48PM
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theabortionator
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Were you expecting them to sail away?


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Sep 10 2012 7:50PM
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Laurent.
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It's because the internal structures of the penis consist mainly of cavernous, erectile tissue, which is a collection of blood sinusoids separated by sheets of connective tissue (trabeculae). The penis is made up of three columns of tissue: two corpora cavernosa lie next to each other on the dorsal side and one corpus spongiosum lies between them on the ventral side. When flaccid all these chambers and caverns aren't filled with anything. It's just some light tissue, there are no muscles in your penis.

When a penis is flaccid it will have a tendency to float upwards because the upward force exerted by the liquid is greater then gravity so we can conclude that the density of a flaccid penis is less then the water it's in.
Sep 10 2012 7:52PM
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.Jacob
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But what about the scrotum. Don't worry guys, my penis is floating fine.
Sep 10 2012 7:53PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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naw mine are way too heavy, sag all the way to the bottom of the tub, all 3 of them.
Sep 10 2012 7:53PM
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thewhiteprophet
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I think they are man. I've spent a lot of time in the bath looking at my nuts too.
Sep 10 2012 7:55PM
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K_Carter
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can't a guy make a thread questioning the buoyancy of his balls these days with out getting destroyed?
Sep 10 2012 7:56PM
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theabortionator
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Sep 10 2012 7:57PM
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Randy_Quench
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Penis science.
Sep 10 2012 8:00PM
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.Jacob
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This might just be the most successful thread I've ever made....
Sep 10 2012 8:02PM
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Laurent.
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I just consulted one of my medical textbooks:

It depends, some man have floating testicles and sack and some don't.



Same rules apply, because human tissue is very much like water in the way of density, it really just depends on every unique specimen.
Sep 10 2012 8:05PM
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K_Carter
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Sep 10 2012 8:07PM
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GDog_69
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Wow I've never noticed my dick floating but whoa I've just learned so much...... and who takes baths anyways?
Jan 7 2013 12:40AM
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act.resist
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boobs are buoyant, its neat.
Jan 7 2013 12:41AM
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chicken
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it depends on the temperature and salinity of the water. I got bath salts (like actual bath salts) for christmas. I'm curious now too. I'll report back with results in about a month.
Jan 7 2013 2:03AM
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Steeze_Irwin
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pics required for research and possible scientific breakthrough.
Jan 7 2013 2:10AM
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chicken
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Jan 7 2013 2:17AM
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MickSwagger
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Prove it
Jan 7 2013 2:24AM
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act.resist
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well, kim kardazzian's boobs are buoyant:
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Jan 7 2013 2:32AM
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liukangkid
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well theres your answer, thats what it looks like when I get into the tub.
Jan 7 2013 2:36AM
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spliff.Life
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Jan 7 2013 2:12PM
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theabortionator
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.
Jan 7 2013 2:21PM
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ForeverYung
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Snort them.
Jan 7 2013 2:39PM
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theblackrod
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this thread makes me lose it
Jan 7 2013 4:50PM
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shuckle
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op is 12 and what is this
Jan 7 2013 4:55PM
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Huck_Norris
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It's a well known fact that stupid attention whore cum-guzzlers are more buoyant than real women with integrity. 

Jan 7 2013 5:05PM
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beezey
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I don't know about your balls but I know my boobs at buoyant
Jan 7 2013 5:35PM
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beezey
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But hers are fake so they should sink
Jan 7 2013 5:36PM
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seward
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there is really only one way to test this.

stand in something that is able to be filled with water atleast up to your waist.

create hypothesis as to wheather or not twig and berries will float. guesstimate as to perhaps why or why not.

fill slowly with water paying particular attention to when said water begins to reach the height of your peener.

document outcome.

laugh.

Fap.

Repeat?

and perhaps profit goes in there somewhere.

Jan 7 2013 5:53PM
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act.resist
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not sure on source reliability, but i can believe that they're real. i usually have a sixth sense about fake boobs.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/kim-kardashian-my-breasts-are-100-percent-real-2011271
Jan 7 2013 5:55PM
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seward
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they are real.

kanye told me
Jan 7 2013 6:01PM
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bangarangmules
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QFE.
Jan 7 2013 6:34PM
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Sno.
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this thread is relevant to my interests.
Jan 7 2013 6:37PM
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Jeebus.
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scrotums or buoyancy?
Jan 7 2013 6:39PM
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Sno.
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floating nuts.
Jan 7 2013 6:40PM
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stickski
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mine float.
Jan 7 2013 7:05PM
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Peter.
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scrotums just straight chill in the water, they just want to peep those floating boobs
Jan 7 2013 7:21PM
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Ski_Alot
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the true question is why you are on NS while in the bathtub...
Jan 7 2013 7:24PM
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Shukovski
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Recognize the Med student.
Jan 8 2013 12:51PM
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theabortionator
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Best way to test this. Tie cinder blocks to your feet. Eat a bunch of muscle relaxers. Jump off the end of the pier. If your balls float you'll have a nice mellow time floating in the waves on your back listening to the ocean and feeling calm and relaxed.

The only cons are, well shit there really aren't any cons. All systems go OP. Good luck, report back with your experience.
Jan 8 2013 3:13PM
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