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Doctor ns I need your help.

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NotGhood
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I'll keep this short - tonight during a pretty chill tramp sesh I fucked up a lincoln really bad, pretty embarrassing I know, I just froze mid air like a total gaper. Anyhoo I thought i had enough momentum to carry me forward enough to land on my back and roll out of it. I was wrong. I ended up landing pretty much right on my head which bent forward slamming my chin into my sternum, causing some considerable discomfort. A few minutes later while i was stretching my neck I lifted my arms above my head and felt something pop in my chest bringing on a fresh wave of pain. I'm pretty confident nothings broke but you guys probably know better than me.

thoughts?
Aug 30 2012 9:06PM
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ryano
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dislocated rib, torn muscle, fractured sternum, who knows..

i'd deff go to the doc. i wouldnt fuck around with an injury like that..
Aug 30 2012 9:07PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I hate to be this guy but- you have cancer.
Aug 30 2012 9:08PM
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nacho.steez
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shoulders perhaps, but you might have cancer
Aug 30 2012 9:12PM
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abathinggrape
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you have gotten down syndrome... only way to get rid of it is to successfully count to potato
Aug 30 2012 9:17PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Most likely shoulder, but get it checked out for sure
Aug 30 2012 9:19PM
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Aiden-P
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you've succesfully grown a third 21st chromosome. you also came in contact with, and now have. the AIDS. and great chance at cancer. good luck man.
Aug 30 2012 9:19PM
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sniche
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same thing happened to me during football. I had some gnarly fuckin pain in my chest/collarbone. The doc said is was cracked cartilage in my collarbone, which is baisically the shit that helps hold it together. You just gotta rest and let it grow back and heal, he prescribed me Vicodin and that was nice. Def go to the Doc though.
Aug 30 2012 9:21PM
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NotGhood
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Cartilage is what I was thinking, I've the same injury before. Some drugs would be nice though. But def the cancer and AIDS too. Can I get some +k and vibes from my ns fam before I'm dead?
Aug 30 2012 9:26PM
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Aiden-P
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vibes, yes. your time is short, i believe you atleast deserve vibes.
Aug 30 2012 9:27PM
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analprobe
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i suggest seeing your doctor for an exam, and a probe.
Aug 30 2012 9:32PM
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coolflash8
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Aug 30 2012 9:33PM
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blah..
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It seems like your problem is no ghood.
Aug 30 2012 10:05PM
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NotGhood
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What you did there, I see it.
Aug 30 2012 10:58PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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looks like you have some kind of prion disorder. death should arrive within a couple weeks. #yolo
Aug 30 2012 11:00PM
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cwphoto
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i would go to the doc just in case. dont want to end up with a fucked up shoulder for the rest of your life. my dad did a double front on a tramp as a kid and landed on his head. his collarbone still pops and does shit since he didnt go to the doc
Aug 30 2012 11:02PM
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NotGhood
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Bump/update. For all who care, it's been 7 weeks and most of the pain is gone, but it still hurts when I sneeze and gets sore if I do alot of heavy lifting. Do you think it will keep healing over time or will I be permanently crippled for life?
Oct 13 2012 10:19PM
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Lucas
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Didnt read the thread but did you ever go to the doctor. It sounds like you fucked up a rib or something.
Oct 13 2012 10:21PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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If it hurts bad tomorrow go to the doctors. If its so bad you cant handle the pain get it checked out now. They give you IVs of morphine if its bad :) But the pain is still a buzz kill, it definitely takes an edge off things though.
Oct 13 2012 11:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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take 3 shots of bleach

do 7 push ups

say your mothers name 3 times

rate my karma 10

you should be better and even healthier than before the crash
Oct 13 2012 11:25PM
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Caleb.E
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soo stupid, but made me laugh soo hard
Oct 13 2012 11:28PM
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galaxia
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sternoclavicular (SC) sprain. you gotta mob that shit!
Oct 13 2012 11:29PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Pretty easy to dislocate stuff i your upper torso
Oct 14 2012 2:01AM
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450out.
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This reminds me of when i separated my shoulder. It hurt whenever i lifted something heavy. If it is this then it will mostly heal over time, but if you havent yet you should really go to the doc
Oct 14 2012 3:55AM
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cbj
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Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
Oct 14 2012 4:41AM
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