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whipin ur ass..

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Mavrck
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whats the correct way to whipe the ass....most people give it a lean and whipe but then theres peeps that stand riight up and whipe....i perfer the lean...cause like if u stand up wont u just be squishin any acess shit left..?

id like to hear ur thoughts on this subject
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Oct 16 2004 6:29PM
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SchweitzerSki
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I've never heard of anybody standing up while they wipe. some people stand up while they poop so I guess there are people out there who do that


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Oct 16 2004 6:34PM
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skifree919
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I stand up to whipe, except in public bathroom casue its kidna weird. i dont like the lean because if the stall is narrow it donest work, and its a hassle sometimes. Standing up is easiest



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Oct 16 2004 6:48PM
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scofield
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i stand up but not straight up, i bend over like im taking it in the ass.. if thats what you mean by lean then yes i lean


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Oct 16 2004 7:08PM
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twix_182
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if u stand up when whipin, wont ur hand just get stuck between the cheeks


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Oct 16 2004 7:24PM
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how fat are you^
Oct 16 2004 7:26PM
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Astomp
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i stand and use both hands. its quite the rush.


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Oct 16 2004 7:27PM
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DYFI
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i dont wipe....



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Oct 16 2004 7:29PM
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skiierman
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I prefer the challenge of sitting on the toilet still. The name of the game is to resue the brown nuggets without falling into the deadly River of Styx.



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Oct 16 2004 7:30PM
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twix_182
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no man just think when u get up ur ass flexes so your hand would be in like a full lockdown


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Oct 16 2004 7:44PM
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skifree919
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well my ass doesnt automatically flex, but i use one hand to move my cheek to the side a little and the other to wipe. Its good stuff. Ive found it the best way to wipe



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Oct 16 2004 9:29PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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schweitzerskiier~ you used to stand up and wipe when you were little so shut it up
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Oct 16 2004 9:40PM
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weazelzb
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i stand up



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Oct 16 2004 9:44PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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there was a long thread about this before. it was decided the lean method is the best.
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Oct 16 2004 9:44PM
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Mavrck
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i agree just get the tilt to one side enough to sneek a hand down under and give a good wipe and ur done ...no squishing...this is kinda interesting cause my soccer team mostly leans and peeps here mostly stand
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Oct 17 2004 8:43AM
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danbrown
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im with newskool540 on this one

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Oct 17 2004 9:07AM
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davidh
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wait, people stand to wipe? I never, ever knew that. Wouldnt the shit squish out once the doors close when you stand up? HOW?!?!?!?!
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Oct 17 2004 11:28AM
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Mavrck
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exactly what im sayin..
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Oct 17 2004 11:30AM
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wuestinator
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i heard that over in europe people disliked left handed people b/c they wipe with their asses with their right hand and thats the same hand you shake someones hand with, as in to greet them.

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Oct 17 2004 11:33AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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haha in england if you don't wanna wipe your other opyion is get sprayed in the ass with water. then walk around with a squishy wet feeling in your ass.
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