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eternal life??

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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
i was just looking around on ebay...check this thing out...here




-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Oct 12 2004 12:08AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
you should buy some
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 12 2004 12:13AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
tell us how that works out for you
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Oct 12 2004 12:14AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
thats just like the Q braclet that is magnetically charged and goes around your wrist



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 12 2004 7:32AM
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skogio3030
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
yea i bought some of those 156 years ago they work wonders
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k sweet party at your place
Oct 12 2004 7:39AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
my dad has one of those qring things and he keeps it on even though he knows its done nothing but now hes afraid that if he takes it off something is going to happen that wsa fixed that he didnt notice..and now hes wasting another 60 dollars on another one because his old one is getting chipped and shit....anywyzz go for it...any chance at forlonged life ill jump on it..
DO$


'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'
Oct 12 2004 8:35AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
why doesnt ur pops just take it off for a few days and see if any changes take place?

whats his problem anyway?



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 12 2004 8:41AM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
yeah he can just put it back on if he get sick
-Ira
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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Oct 12 2004 10:05AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
funny thing is i bet he sells some.
Oct 12 2004 11:20AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
you can always tell the crap on ebay, they write like a 50 page description.
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blair chicken project
Oct 12 2004 1:23PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha yeah some poor bastard trying to sell bullshit, just sits down and writes a book about the products making it seem ligit.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 12 2004 1:27PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
man that would be so cool if it would be true
and I thing that it would sell a bit more expensive than $16 if it would be true



*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
Oct 12 2004 1:35PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
jump a 500 foot cliff and tell me if it works.
Oct 12 2004 4:00PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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- PERFECT HEALTH
- PROLONGED YOUTH
- ENERGY AND VITALITY
- STOPPING HAIR LOSS
- PREVENTING GREY HAIR
- WEIGHT LOSS

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Oct 12 2004 4:07PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
if they were free id take em

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
Oct 12 2004 6:14PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
if they dont work, you can send them back!
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Oct 12 2004 6:17PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
you should be able



on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255


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Oct 12 2004 6:26PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
yeah can you say bullshit?




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Oct 12 2004 6:33PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
BAAHAHHAHAHAHAH!


There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Latch
Oct 12 2004 8:00PM
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