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proZach
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what the hell is he doing in this pictures?




it was like 1.30 and he was doin shit so i decided to scare him with my flash.






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Oct 11 2004 8:21PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
sad poor lil guy. he's restless



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Oct 11 2004 8:33PM
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Enthuzed
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he shat on the floor like 2 rooms away and it stunk up the whole house
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Oct 11 2004 8:36PM
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ATLANTASKI
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my dog is retarded too, after she takes a shit, she scoots her ass along the grass , its so bizarre but fuckin HI larious
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Oct 11 2004 8:40PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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my dog is dead
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Oct 11 2004 9:00PM
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J.D.
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I throw balls near a wall, and my dog runs headlong into the wall. THAT is a dumb dog.

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Oct 11 2004 9:01PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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^my dog did that before he DIED
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Oct 11 2004 9:09PM
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wuestinator
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i just got a new dog yesterday.

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Oct 11 2004 9:11PM
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sconnyFC
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atlantaski, he's wiping his ass. would you rather his ass had dingleberries?








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Oct 11 2004 9:14PM
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ATLANTASKI
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its funny though, especially when it does it on his hills because then i shove it and it flips over and tumbles down the hills because its old.
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Oct 11 2004 9:18PM
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Beast_from_the_middle_east
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My dog is acctually really smart, i have taught him all sorts of shit, and he recognizes alot of words, like food, walk, bad, good, and some other shit. My mom said a guy in college cud make his dog open the fridge and bring him a beer, so that is my new goal in life.





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Oct 11 2004 10:43PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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cud? wow...ummm redneck?



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Oct 11 2004 10:51PM
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TAK
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All dogs are stupid... that's why they're so fun.
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Oct 12 2004 5:00AM
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d-loc
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my cat plays fetch, i throw a rubber band or my girls hair tie thing and my cat will fetch it and return the rubber and back to me. she loves to play fetch



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Oct 12 2004 7:24AM
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lineskier10
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yeah all dogs are really dumb, cats are smarter and a lot better than dogs
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Oct 12 2004 9:00AM
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SohCahToa
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dogs are better than cats. my brothers dog chases her own tail until she runs into a wall or knocks stuff over. he taught his old dog to sit when he said cunt
Oct 12 2004 9:50AM
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freeskiing04
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cats or dogs? what about ninjas or pirates.... anyywa JD i expected more from your dog.
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Oct 12 2004 10:02AM
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annaSKI
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yes your dog does seem pretty dumb, but mine and most others are actually very smart.


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Oct 12 2004 10:10AM
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d-loc
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im about to get an alaskan malamute or a husky... i want a hybrid husky so it can be half wolf buhahahah.

im gonna take my malamute to the slops and have him drag me up to the top.

no need for a snowmobile now



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Oct 12 2004 10:22AM
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Oct 12 2004 11:31AM
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Oct 12 2004 11:34AM
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^^^that' our dog...and he can stay like this for hours




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Oct 12 2004 11:34AM
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SchweitzerSki
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^ no worky. my dog eats grass


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Oct 12 2004 11:35AM
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^it did work




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Oct 12 2004 12:47PM
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proZach
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haha. when me bed is made, my dog goes digs up the covers. haha.





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Oct 12 2004 4:31PM
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plorr
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youre lucky you HAVE a dog, all i have is a fuckin POODLE

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Oct 12 2004 4:34PM
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scofield
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cats are gay and like penis


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Oct 12 2004 4:36PM
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DYFI
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that dog and few puffs from the pipe if you know what i mean...or jus got into the liqor cabinet...one or the other



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Oct 12 2004 5:36PM
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bhill2.0
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My dog is human. It sits on a the couch most of the day with the tv on starin at it. When people are in a room she follows whoever is speaking. She used to be able to open the fridge until we got a new one. Thiers other stuff but im tired from football.



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Oct 12 2004 6:15PM
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