this kid is one egocentric bastard. he is a dedicated weekend warrior who pulls up to the parking lot boosting his hip hop as he looks around to see if anyone is looking at how cool he is. he thinks he is hot shit with his armada skis and oakley pants. On the way up to the mountain in the bus, all you hear from this kid is how sick he is and how he is going to get sponsored someday. he talks about pros,competions this season, and how he thinks all the jumps at the mountain are too small for his skill level.
You get off the bus and this kid grabs his skis, one in each hand, and drags them across the sidewalk, as he walks to the lift lines. He gets to the lift line and thinks everyone thinks he is good, so he smiles.
when he gets off the lift he does a few 180s and skis switch( no carving) and then reverts when things get a little scary for him. he pulls up to the park and looks around. his first runs appear to be humble, a few straight airs. then on his third run he rolls up and starts his ego centric bullshit again, talking just loud enough to get everyones attention. once he thinks everyone is watching he drops in with mad pre-bang and gorrilla steeze. for a second you think this kid is legit. he boosts off the kicker and throws the ugliest looking nine hundred you have ever seen. hands all over the place and legs squirmming.
a few texans and gradma lindas, holler in exicitement 'ohh my, that was most incredible' 'Damn Dave, that kid is crazzyyyy!!!!'
the true skiers nodd their heads in disgust
the kid lands with some seroius afterbang and continues to shred like this the rest of the day, thinking he is cool.
What he doesnt realize is he, and kids just like him are ruining skiing. they think they are legit throwing big ugly spins and misties, but cant even do a stilie 3 or five. it doesnt matter how many tricks you can do, work on style and flow not how many times you can spin around.... the end