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i need to get out of a speeding ticket
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who can help me, im goin in tomorrow to dispute it... but i was speeding, all ive got is that the guy was an asshole. i realize this is the worst place to ask people for advice but hey, i can sift through all the bullshit and there are plenty of delinquent little bastards out there... so whats going to get me off the hook?
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well if u havent had any before ull most likely get the ticket lowered jsut hope u dont have to do com service in exchange
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Well I got out of one by agreeing to goto a traffic saftey course. it was less $ than the ticket and my record is clean
We pay our debt sometimes.
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um, you never have to do service for a speeding ticket... but ive already got 2... and im in canada.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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anything not filled out correctly on the ticket? thats waht i am hopin to win on. he didnt fill out my licence expiration right, or the road conditions part, or the restrictions part (glasses, etc.) and i have contacts which it says on my licence
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blame it on your global warning theory, HAHA you suck.
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global warming.. HAHA i suck
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^youre pretty cool too
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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thanks^
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your screwed
where did you get in van?
and how fast where you going in what zone?
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awesome... i got it in that little podunk town where the big mining musem is, coming into town on the way to whistler, speeds 50, i was going 90 they said. never even saw the sign... and i was slowing down too because i had caught up to the cars in front of me. it was really gay and the cop was fucking yelling at me too and like threatening me with negligent driving for having missed the sign... it was mighty gay, its like a 200 dollar ticket too.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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Was it 2 lane or 1 lane? if its 2 lane, say the guy aimed the radar on the car beside you, but stop you.
Also, ask when the radar was calibrated, if it wasnt calibrate the same day, you win.
Also, say that you looked at your speed and were going 55, and you are really certain of this.
Its you say against the cop say, and the cop will prolly not show up. so you will win.
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scour the ticket, if there is ANYTHING wrong on the ticket, if anything the officer wrote is illegible, if a 4 looks like a 9, wrong car color, anything weird on the ticket and it will be dropped
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how about not listing the speed i was going or the speed limit?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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youre money...thats a huge mistake by the officer, im sure youll get out of it...wear a suit and act professional
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im hoping so, but its a canadian ticket and theres no part of the form where that information loks like it should go
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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for future reference cops are there all the time. its called britannia beach and since its a town yes the speed limit goes down to 50. watch out. although now i'm sure you will.
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oh yes, i know now, and yeah, i looked at a map... how about... they side it was in squamish, when it was really britannia beach? and seriously the sign is a ways out of the actual town... never even saw it.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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yea i know there is sign there for sure thats sucks though
Well goodluck in court where do you have go to squmaish?
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Court is in North Van...right by that skatepark where they had the rail jam.
I'm pretty sure they're supposed to write how fast you were going ON YOUR TICKET.
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The cops always hang around Brittania Beach because the speed limit drops there for a bit and people don't usually realize it. It fills their ticket quotias nicely.
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tell them youre a student and cant afford it. also, youve learnt from your mistake and it wont happen again. three friends have tried this, all in different municipalities. two of the three didnt have to pay and one got a 300dollar ticket reduced to 75 bucks
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If the ticket doesn't show the speed, you are going to win.
I was going to dispute my ticket for $125, but I figured the drive to Vancouver, the hour in court, and drive home wasn't worth it, so I just paid it.
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Dude, your fucked.
Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
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^it's not about getting your tickets reduced and what not...that part doesn't matter. It's the rates your going to have to pay to insurance for having speeding tickets on your record.
My first ticket i dint know about getting a lawyer but I got a deferal, you can get one every seven years in washington and basicly the ticket was pending for six months and if i didn't get another traffic ticket in those six months the original ticket is/was removed from my record.
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haha. he's not fucked if it doesnt say how fast he was going anywhere on the ticket. All you gotta do is show up promptly, wear some nice clothes, and say you are missing a college class and you need to get back ASAP. They'll be like 'meh, he's not worth it.'
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u shoulda asked to see the radar , at a certain age cops go on the honor system of telling how fast you are going , if he doesnt take an actual radar reading and u call him out on it hes fucked.
If he wasnt in full uniform its not ligit either , did he have his hat on?
this one worked for me , i said i just put on winter tires and they were a different diameter but i did not get my spidomiter re-calibrated yet
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You can ask to see the radar too. Randall got fucked in Michigans Upper Penninsula, the cop said he was going 70 in a 55, and i think he was going like 63 or something. But she was a bitch to him about it.
Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
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ohh dude i didint see that you had said that about the radar. sorry my bad.
Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
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anyone know how long you have to be paced in new jersey? i know in PA its 2 miles, and if thats what it is in NJ too, i wasnt paced for 2 miles so i'm good to go
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ur fucked dude
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plead temporary insanity
did that make any sense?
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you should have just called x-copper or one of those things, you dont even need to go to court and you only pay if they win...
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so yea is that really a law about the whole pacing thing b/c i got pulled over for 84 in a 65 at 1 in teh mornin, and there is that super gay law in jersey that is like if ur not 18 u cant be out past midnight, but the cop was really chill and only gave me a written warning which does nothing. Still sucked tho..he could'a fucked me over
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meb, i am from PA and got pulled over for speeding there too... but anyway, in PA you have to be paced for 2 miles. i dont know if its that way in jersey too or not. if it is, i am free, cause there is no way he paced me two miles. anyone else know anything about this?
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dont say you never saw a sign. was it radar or laser? if radar say the cop was far away and it caught the car infront of you.
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When you get the ticket, ask for a copy of all the information about your fine, theres a box you can check on the back of the ticket to get this. There is usually a two week deadline before the case is put into court to get the info for your case, so what you do is go to the city hall at the very last day before the deadline and ask for the info to be sent to you. If the town is small and or underfunded, they usually cant get the information to you by the time of the court appearance, so when you are called up, simply say 'The City of _________ did not send me the information about my infraction, so i cannot present my case' and the judge must clear it. Thats what i've heard that works around my town anyways.
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well i went to court this morning, taht info ^ there may have worked, but it would appear in BC that my knowledge of my speed and the exactg statement of location isnt necessary. i went in the judge asked if id talked to the officer, i said no. i went out, he said, i have my notes here, they say you were going 90 in a 50 in britannia beach... i ask if it matters that none of that is on my ticket he says no, youve got nothing so you might as well go back and plead guilty... and i couldnt really think of anything,. else... forgot to ask about calibratino but whatever. went in, said i was guilty, then they asked if i had any explanation and i said as a non-local it was easy to miss the signage... so the officer butted in with where all the signs were... then i said i was a student... so the judge gave me til next year to pay, but i still got fucked. and reallyt, why wouldnt i? the entire process is a well refined profit-generating device. they know that you cant really do shit and they have all the advantage. so really its just a buillshit system so fuck the man, fuck society and fuck you before you fuck me... right?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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I guess you just have to be a better mother fucker then that...
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yeah guess im too nice to not get raped, i better not ever kill anyone or my prison experience will be... say... humbling.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
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The first thing I asked the cop when I got my ticket was if they had a radar reading in me. He did not. So when I disputed it in court the other day I told the judge that there was no documentation of my speed and also that the cop said that he had 'estimated' that I was going 70 from 4 blocks away. All my charges were dropped.
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