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Have you ever hiked a rail?

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-Dan
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Have you ever hiked a rail?
Apr 16 2012 7:27AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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No.
Apr 16 2012 7:44AM
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Tent
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No, I think it's illegal.
Apr 16 2012 7:50AM
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LIL-WAT
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ski patrol blew it up
Apr 16 2012 7:53AM
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Blurst
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momentum would be all wrong
Apr 16 2012 7:56AM
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412.
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No way! If you can stand on a rail and hike up it your pro.
Apr 16 2012 8:06AM
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BROSEIDON
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the ski boots make it so slippery
Apr 16 2012 8:06AM
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Spinoza
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I tried but gravity
Apr 16 2012 8:25AM
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Mike-O
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Honestly only when lifts were closed. So rarely.
Apr 16 2012 8:26AM
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CalebT
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i lost! that was fricken hilarious!
Apr 16 2012 8:47AM
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oil.
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never in my life
Apr 16 2012 8:51AM
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EC-Skier
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Apr 16 2012 9:00AM
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ohboy
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Never.
I was scared that my ankles would break.
Apr 16 2012 9:01AM
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ForeverYung
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I heard you get aids if you hike a rail
Apr 16 2012 9:26AM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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I tried, but elevation.
Apr 16 2012 9:28AM
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saskskierftw
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No, but I heard you can break your ankles if you try..
Apr 16 2012 9:33AM
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Pitolairas
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You meant kool aids right?
Apr 16 2012 9:39AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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My friend did once after he smoked 2 marijuanas. He instantly combusted, turned gay and caught AIDs.

#YOLO
Apr 16 2012 10:04AM
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EC-Skier
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dude, he did 2 marijuanas?! thats insane, he must have done 1 before, which made him so insanely stupid and he got addicted to it, so he then tried 2.
Apr 16 2012 10:07AM
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steezyjibber
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i've done everest...but a rail...nooo.......never
Apr 16 2012 10:15AM
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gravel
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I tried but diarrhea
Apr 16 2012 10:45AM
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jaipasdenom
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i heard you can get your credit card hacked if you do
Apr 16 2012 10:47AM
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lgski
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if you put a rail in a pool it takes a hike to get it out
Apr 16 2012 10:49AM
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rareison
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I herd MFM will mess you up if you try
Apr 16 2012 10:57AM
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yeahno
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That is so many weeds eaten! CAREFUL, he might overdose!!!

Apr 16 2012 11:03AM
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why
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I tried once. My wang ripped clean off.
Apr 16 2012 11:14AM
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JibbaTheHutt
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this one time at band camp, i hiked a rail...but then i realized it was a dream inside of a dream inside of a dream.
Apr 16 2012 11:15AM
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snowbombz
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Apr 16 2012 11:20AM
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rudager
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I tried, but fucking magnets, they pushed me away
Apr 16 2012 11:24AM
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207
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impossible! blashphemy to hike a rail
Apr 16 2012 11:28AM
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*SNO*
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I once hiked a rail. Then I became the best skier on the mountain!
Apr 16 2012 11:28AM
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Mr.Turtle
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i keep watching this and it keeps being funny
Apr 16 2012 11:33AM
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I_Am_Mod
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I hiked a trail once ....
but that doesn't count, does it ?
Apr 16 2012 11:33AM
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Puns
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David Lesh shot me actually
Apr 16 2012 11:35AM
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Ski_Alot
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whats a rail?
Apr 16 2012 11:43AM
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Park_Ranger
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my friends wanted me to go hike with them the other day, but i was to busy taking a piss in your moms butt hole.
Apr 16 2012 11:58AM
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steezbox
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OP, where the fuck did you get the idea to hike a rail?
Apr 16 2012 12:16PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Rail a whats?
Apr 16 2012 12:19PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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no, only boxes.
Apr 16 2012 12:24PM
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Mr_Bump
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In soviet russia, shut the fuck up


Apr 16 2012 12:25PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Hiking rails is now aerials.




Apr 16 2012 12:40PM
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.ZT.
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Only Tammy can hike up rails.
Apr 16 2012 1:02PM
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Tent
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a whats rail?
Apr 16 2012 4:49PM
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Mike-O
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Trail, rail...

Potato, potatoe...
Apr 16 2012 4:51PM
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CRiP
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seriously that's so scary. i only did half a marijuana one time and i got so addicted and turned gay. the doc said if i did a whole marijuana i would have got aids
Apr 16 2012 5:03PM
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dan1080
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that is funny shit

Apr 16 2012 5:09PM
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rudedog41
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i tried but, "chemickals"
Apr 16 2012 5:12PM
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Emma_Watson
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i dont remember
Apr 16 2012 5:18PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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its summer isn't it
Apr 16 2012 5:20PM
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benyannelli
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I would post an aids meme but the last time I did I got banned. just gonna sit this one out
Apr 16 2012 5:27PM
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Karkoskier
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Living in Upstate New York sometimes that's the only way to hit a rail.
Apr 16 2012 5:30PM
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