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Can we please show RedBull the power of NS?

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Mr.Bishop
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http://launchpad.redbullusa.com/arena

OK hold the motherfucking presses here...

What I see is that there is this gigantic RedBull contest going on, where the are claiming they're going to build the single craziest idea ever suggested. In theory this is amazing...

HOWEVER

I'm extremely upset that this contest isn't being strategically attacked by our website with a flood of the greatest fucking ideas ever to be conceived.

I mean jesus christ people... this is RedBull giving you a potentially unlimited budget to do something that skiing has only ever fantasized about....

Lets up the ante... if its a newschoolers' idea (post it here when you submit) that wins, we'll send you one of everything we have in the store, as well as making sure to attach your name as the legenday visionary that made skiing cool again.

So if you've already entered, share what you've done here and lets help 'em up the ranks. If not... well then jesus what in the balls are you waiting for?
Apr 15 2012 10:46PM
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tbayskier
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heck friggin yes
Apr 17 2012 9:39PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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thats legit, post it up man, Ns will make it happen. One thing that would make this even cooler is UFC fights in the middle of the cruise ships, but the fights are only with midgets. also, skatepark/bowl. and a snowflex jib garden.
Apr 17 2012 9:41PM
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tbayskier
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The jetski tow in idea would be really hard to make happen, but if you found a huge iceberg that was a big hill you could actually build a city style big air jump out of it, that would be pretty cool . I just have no idea how i would make a video for it, like i don't want to post a vid that is just me talking about my idea, that would be boring
Apr 17 2012 9:43PM
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Mr.Bishop
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This is actually a god damn good idea too. If you pulled it off right (like icer air meets the organizers of crashed ice) it could be unreal.

Incorporate the building big air / jib / quarter idea as a finisher and god damn...

OK the real thing is we need some organization. People need to take these ideas and submit them.

For the euros, you should donate your goodwill to fellow North Americans. Do it for the sport. Contribute ideas to this thread, and someone can expand on them and enter it. You may not get compensation, but you can know that you drove our sport forwards in a positive manner.

For those of you who have good ideas or think you're good presenters... we need to start getting entries in the system.

I'm thinking three wicked ways to present:

1) Person ranting infront of a whiteboard. Draw it out while you're going crazy about it.

2) 3D animation with voiceover.

3) PlayDough models with ranting. (http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Playdough-Play-doh/)


Of course, simply standing in front of a webcam and talking about your idea would be totally good to go. Things need to get entered in the system. As much as we can, lets create ideas here, flush them out, and get people entering. Shit, even if someone else wins we can all know that we pushed the sport forwards as a community.

What about this as a deal... if you simply enter this contest (and post it in this thread for others to vote up) we'll send you a sticker pack minimum. We'll send a few of you shirts. Anyone who wins will be showered with NS gear.

Apr 17 2012 9:44PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Big air comp on chads gap hosted by tanner of course.
Apr 17 2012 9:46PM
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tbayskier
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FUCK YES, GET READY FOR DA REALNESS NS, VIDEO TO FOLLOW SHORTLY
Apr 17 2012 9:49PM
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skijunkiedtm
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I want to see LVV present the idea.
Apr 17 2012 10:04PM
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tbayskier
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is he on NS? i'll totally ask him if he can provide commentary

Apr 17 2012 10:08PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Seriously though, this idea is fucking amazing. This contest is about totally outrageous but epic shit. I mean seriously... carving an iceburg into the greatest big air of all time?

Win beyond win.

That's like a portal into a new dimension of win.

Apr 17 2012 10:13PM
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Timmy.
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okay before i submit... skier up in the red bull airplane flying over a jump drops out then plane comes back around an skier triple cork 12's over the airplane
Apr 17 2012 10:14PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Lost on physics....
Apr 17 2012 10:15PM
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corona
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the iceberg thing would be amazing. but the problem is is that even redbull couldn't pull it off.
Apr 17 2012 10:18PM
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tbayskier
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It's redbull, you never know.  Worth a shot
Apr 17 2012 10:19PM
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corona
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yea.. but as mentioned, icebergs are incredibly unstable and any change to weight distribution makes them roll. one would have to somehow anchor in a network or cables to the iceberg and attach them to the sea floor to stabilize it. I mean, it IS possible, but barely. especially since what could you possible use to anchor into ice that will hold many of thousands of tons of ice from rolling if it wants to roll
Apr 17 2012 10:22PM
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corona
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actually if you drilled all the way through then had a big plate attached to the cable at the other end that would work. but then there's the problem of drilling all the way through an iceberg without it rolling..
Apr 17 2012 10:23PM
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tbayskier
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haha oh man this is sounding really, really gnar now.  ah well i'll try and see what happens.  it would def be something no one would ever do again, and the media hype around it would be massive. And can you imagine the shots?
Apr 17 2012 10:26PM
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H-Slice
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a gap through the eiffel tower
or....
skiing down everest
Apr 17 2012 10:27PM
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84west
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I'm pretty sure this has already been done
Apr 17 2012 11:17PM
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yippie
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If they can pull off Red Bull Stratos, pretty sure they can do that too
Apr 18 2012 11:51AM
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Trojan~Man
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tone down the logic and science a bit, increase the dream!!
Apr 18 2012 6:34PM
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generalpajamas
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This fo sho

Apr 18 2012 7:06PM
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polka.yardSAIL
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Hey, guys, remember when Mount Snow announced their "mountain-of-terrain-park," or some shit like that? Well, I've never been to Mount Snow, nor do I really want to, but that's beside the point–in the recesses of my mind, the core concept has been born.

A mountain length terrain park.

That'd be sick, right? However, with utter certainty, I can say that this is no novel idea. So,

Let's turn it into a comp; a slopestyle competition with a ludicrous amount of features. I don't mean a run with, say, two rails, five jumps, two rails (Euro X, 2010, I think it was?), but dozens of rails, jumps, and other features, spanning from peak to base. There could random quarter-pipes or half-pipes, hips, butter pads, cannons–literally countless ways down the run, not just four or five.

I get that it sounds unfeasible, due to money, judging, difficulty of competition, etc. But, let me highlight some points:

•RedBull is offering to fund it, so money shouldn't be an issue. Furthermore, we could include snowboarders to increase viewer and audience attendee (note that judges would be different for both sports).
•How upset do you get when your favorite athlete has a bomb-ass run, and then falls, completely ruining their score? With so many features, an athlete could fall, and then easily make up for it, throughout their run.
•I get that so many people revere him, worship him, metaphorically (and this word is MOST important) ride his dick, but I'm just gonna hop on that train: there was some video or other where Tom Wallisch was talking about how more features means more fun–an overall better course. Top to bottom course means a fucking ton of features!
•Runs would probably take five to ten minutes–possibly more, depending on the mountain–as opposed to the usually two to three, but, c'm'on, it'd totally be worth it!

I'm sure there are more points, but those are the immediate ones that come to mind. Personally, I think it'd be sick. What about you?
Apr 19 2012 1:17PM
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Saintlysteeze
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They already have mountain length terrain parks, its called mid atlantic ski resorts

Apr 19 2012 1:25PM
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DayMan
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ill think of something good later
Apr 19 2012 2:40PM
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TPalms
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Threads for sure. I want to see what people come up with/maybe submit something later.
Apr 19 2012 2:41PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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as far as this goes, we need to set it up just off the coast of newfoundland, there are icebergs in extremely low water and would be easy to anchor. I love that idea and someone needs tp pitch ot
Apr 19 2012 3:00PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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I lold, but the idea is good, itll be like the cold rush times a million
Apr 19 2012 3:05PM
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TheClap.
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+1 for san fran
May 23 2012 6:57PM
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Splice.
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At Lake Itasca, the river is between 20 and 30 feet wide, the narrowest stretch for its entire length.

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Redbull Lake Jump is an artificial snow competition. The jump would be a 120-foot to sweet spot jump, over the lake. This would make pros push their skis to the limit for them to reach the sweet spot. That would launch my pad.
May 23 2012 7:34PM
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.ZT.
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threads for later
May 23 2012 7:39PM
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NinetyFour
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Wait wat? I said this on the first page and nobody has submitted it yet? :S I might have to now.....
May 23 2012 7:56PM
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.ZT.
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STICKY THIS THREAD!
May 23 2012 8:02PM
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812
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this idea sounds awesome and sketchy at the same time
May 23 2012 9:41PM
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AGOF
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i think it would be sick if they did a nitro circus type shoot with like a ton of people jumping and looking like they are on a collision course, but with a ton of other sports, tow ins for skiing and snowboarding, ramps for a rally car, monster trucks, bmx, fmx and a giant stationary wave thing for surfing around 25 feet tall. would be tits
May 23 2012 9:47PM
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the.nile
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has the deadline closed yet? ive been trying to post an idea but i can only find the vote page
May 23 2012 10:17PM
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Skibumsmith
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OMG IT HAS TO BE THIS
May 24 2012 5:30PM
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TNORTS
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I looked through all of them. Favorite one so far is the flow based snowboard park. Dude had a clay model and everything.
May 24 2012 5:41PM
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Lucas
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not creative enough for this shit.
May 24 2012 5:52PM
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Monsieur_Patate
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"and ends on May 23, 2012 at 5:00 p.m. PT"

Yeah, ended yesterday. So anyone from NS has uploaded an idea?
May 24 2012 5:57PM
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.squirrely.
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iceberg big air idea is awesome but i dont think the jet ski part would work because water skis and snow skis are really different and no one could hit a big jump and throw tricks on water skis. but to build a big air jump on an ice berg, maybe with the cruise ship and stuff too, would launch my pad
May 24 2012 6:03PM
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skitheast
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i don't know if anyone has said this yet but what if there was a top to bottom run, containing all aspects of skiing/snowboarding

1st you have your big mountain, start from the summit and just like a big mountain comp have a certain face that is skied and judged

2nd you go on to the slope course, normal course maybe 3 jumps and 4 rail features, judged how slope is normally judge

3rd you're on to the race course.  I guess a GS could work and its timed and shit

and finally 4th you enter the pipe, normal 22 ft pipe to finish off the course judged like a normal pipe.

*Note that all 4 aspects are in the same run so it would need to be a long run first thing that came to mind was Whistler, i don't know?
 
Anyway, somehow have a system to combine all the scores and the time of the GS together to find out who is the best all around skier/snowboarder
May 24 2012 7:27PM
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.ZT.
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sounds cool. idk about GS though
May 24 2012 8:22PM
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Bodhisattva_
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NS you failed us.
May 24 2012 8:41PM
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mochilo
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HAVE THEM DONATE TO JIB LIFE SO WE CAN FINALLY HAVE A FUCKING GOOD SKIING GAME!!
May 24 2012 10:47PM
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Ac31stuff
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a race down mount everest summit to base (people might need some 02) with half points coming from time and half coming from judges for sick hucks.
May 24 2012 11:15PM
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Bodhisattva_
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In case you guys haven't noticed it is too late to post entries, so lets find the coolest one available and get The Ns voting bloc to make it win.
May 25 2012 2:05PM
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nickyp
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May 25 2012 2:23PM
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.ZT.
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there is a cool skiing pondskim one.
May 25 2012 7:38PM
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whoa-dere
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i can't see all of them at once? fuck

the redbull aid drop is a cool idea, action sports athletes fly around the world and skydive down to poor countries to deliver supplies in 24 hours. i havent seen any snow related ones yet so i will keep voting for that.
and i like jei chandler's too, good presence
May 26 2012 9:09PM
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Vilitin
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Jib course through oil rig
May 28 2012 4:46PM
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