1. If all the athletes do future spins in one contest, there will technically be no one left to receive a prize (at least, in our reality). The skiers who podium will be transported to another time in the distant future, and therefore will not technically be able to receive their prize. -Steve Stepp, talking about how Joss 2012 will end
I still can't get over how banger his afterdark segment was...even though it was like a year ago
"The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?"
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
"i still dont understand what the fuck twitter is" - Tom Warnick
"I would've just gone over there, punched him straight in the ear, stuck my wand up his nose and Avada Kedavra'd his brains out the back of his skull." - ElGato (when talking about the final Harry Potter movie.)