so there is this one bitch that dumbhoe and i hate. She thinks she's the shit at boarding and she gets like one inch of air off a jump and brags about it, and she always tells me how stupid skiing is. we really want to pull a prank on her during our team bonding sleepover, any ideas? i want to do something that she wont forget.
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.
This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33