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What did you pull off (april fools)

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timmi
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This is what I did to my dad. I decided not to take it too far. You might enjoy it.


Apr 1 2012 9:45AM
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JamesR
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i replied to your thread in a constructive manner, lol jk april fools wolololol
Apr 1 2012 9:48AM
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EricaMN.
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why does it burn when i pee?
Apr 1 2012 9:56AM
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easiestEC
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told my mom i got arrested, she liked that one
Apr 1 2012 10:19AM
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walshie
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told my little brother that my mountain In Middle Pennsylvania (CamelBack) was reopened. He believed it for a while that we were going to go until he checked out the webcam and saw...

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April Fools. Ski Season Still Blows East Coast
Apr 1 2012 10:28AM
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walshie
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anyone else pull off anything sweet
Apr 1 2012 11:13AM
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howlongcanausern
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you won the game!
Apr 1 2012 11:15AM
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j.saaaarela
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Nature is pulling off a doozy right now... Its snowing pretty hard in PC, with on accumulation expected, and its going right back up to 50 degrees tomorrow. "Winter's back.... April Fool's!"


Best April Fool's joke ever.
Apr 1 2012 11:22AM
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ECB
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My body pulled an april fools joke on me....

When I was sleeping I had a dream that I was shitting out a massive amount of shit, then when I woke up my butt felt mushy like the feeling after you take a shit, and I smelt shit. I went in my bathroom and tried wiping, but realized the mush feeling was a wedgie, and the smell was that my brother had just taken a shit in the bathroom and it must have lingered into my bedroom
Apr 1 2012 11:26AM
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geteducated
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haha nice one. funnier because you're from barrie and i have a cousin (not blood related) from there that got pregnant at 18.
Apr 1 2012 11:26AM
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C_Thomps-12
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ahhahah "oh you got me"
Apr 1 2012 11:29AM
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E.C.
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i told my mom i got a public nudity for longboarding down the main street downtown ottawa
Apr 1 2012 11:37AM
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Anathema
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burned down a hospital and did a drive by with a megaphone yelling "APRIL FOOLS" to all the injured and sick patients running about in a panic.
Apr 1 2012 11:37AM
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LittleFoot
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didnt watch cause I bet it's awkward as fuck and that's like gore to me I just can't watch it. but I bet he was kind of happy he was going to have a grandchild. and then you took it away from him.
Apr 1 2012 11:40AM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Blew up the orphanage
Apr 1 2012 11:50AM
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FatWhore
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What did you order from UPS? You must be so eger too have it delivered
Apr 1 2012 11:54AM
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B-runge
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this seemed all true
Apr 1 2012 11:56AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I jacked it 4 times this morning, so my "pulling off" was pretty successful, If you know what I'm saying HEYO!
Apr 1 2012 12:01PM
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walshie
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Tryna track my headphones still isn't up.
Apr 1 2012 12:52PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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yea, barrie and orillia are the teen pregnancy capitols of the world
Apr 1 2012 1:00PM
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Joebin
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I hacked into Saga's website and made a going out of business sale lol.
Apr 1 2012 1:02PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Told my Dad i wrecked his new Ninja 250
Apr 1 2012 1:03PM
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1337
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glitch mob's new release teaser!!

Apr 1 2012 1:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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last night, i put everything i could upsidedown. and i hung the coffee pot from the chandiler. shit was lolz
Apr 1 2012 1:06PM
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SSteezle
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my siblings and I convinced my rents my oldest sister was pregnant
Apr 1 2012 1:10PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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But the next morning, you realized that you live alone and had to put it all back.
Apr 1 2012 1:11PM
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Shlogan
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last night partying we had a killed handle of smirnoff that we filled with water and just downed every time a new wave of kids showed up. kids were convinced we needed a hospital haha
Apr 1 2012 1:14PM
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[hamnuts]
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yes Timmi!!!!!! bahahha
Apr 1 2012 1:14PM
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E.C.
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orillia= highest teen pregnancy per capita and most crack houses per capita.

hometown orillia represent!!!!
Apr 1 2012 1:15PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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story time. my sister has been dating a this guy for almost two years now, and her boyfriend has been in ROTC the entire time. last year on april fools he was at basic training, and he called up my sister. he tells her that he just torn his hamstring during training, and because of that he cannot complete basic. then he says that since he cant finish basic, the army is no longer paying for him to finish college, and so once his leg heals he needs to enlist full time to keep his job, and he will likely be deployed. my sister was fully in tears, and was so heart broken. her boyfriend wanted to get her really good, so at that point he didnt tell her it was a joke. he calls our mom and lets her know what he just did and not to spoil it if my sister calls her. he let her go about 3 or 4 hours of absolute misery before texted her "april fools." then she didnt talk to him for like 3 days. it was probably the best april fools joke ever.
Apr 1 2012 1:20PM
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.Cinderella.
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at my restaurant we staged a fight between one of the managers and one of the waiters in front of all the customers. very entertaining to witness.
Apr 1 2012 1:41PM
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Downtofilm
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My mom tried to wake me up this morning saying theirs an avalanche outside and whistlers being evacuated, I told her to f'off and let me sleep you're a troll.
Apr 1 2012 2:02PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this was so funny to me for some reason.

"you must be so eager to have it delivered" hahaha
Apr 1 2012 2:09PM
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Relish_man
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Told a super religious girl that the catholic church decided that pre-marital sex was acceptable, banged her. APRIL FOOLS!



^was what i told my friends would be funny to do...
Apr 1 2012 2:12PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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nooooooo. i live with people and animals.
Apr 1 2012 2:15PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I crashed my car, got myself really gooooood. Fuck yeah didn't see that one coming ;)
Apr 1 2012 2:22PM
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Lucas
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I put cocaine in my brothers car and called the cops on him, now he gets to spend 1year in jail...best joke ever
Apr 1 2012 2:49PM
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Janky
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whats the date? aprils 1st....... aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhh
Apr 1 2012 2:56PM
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gregorio
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I have been to that exact spot
Apr 1 2012 3:08PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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well this prank is beyond perfect. http://up.liga.ir/images/6m7ux4qi4c6tyn7dvp1x.swf
Apr 1 2012 3:19PM
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.Roockley.
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there wasn't, got so many people with it hahahahaha
Apr 1 2012 3:21PM
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Joebin
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Scared the balls off of me. Well done sir.
Apr 1 2012 3:28PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Everyone else on the other April Fools thread got all angry hahhahaa
Apr 1 2012 4:06PM
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powderhound100
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Did that to both my parents last year but played it out way longer.
Apr 1 2012 4:10PM
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rareison
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Theres this chick that's like 16 or 17 now and used to be my neighbour, and already had 2 miscarriages and is pregnant again and her last name is Barrie
Apr 1 2012 4:12PM
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Dyar
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FUCK! KILL IT, KILL IT!
Apr 1 2012 4:15PM
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E.C.
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there was this girl that had 2 abortions in grade 9 in orillia
Apr 1 2012 4:17PM
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rareison
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bahahahaha
Apr 1 2012 4:19PM
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Pineal
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i just told my friend on facebook that i won two passes to windells and that he can come with me and he was so excited until i told him aprils fools, then he proceeded to call me a GAY DUMB FAGGOT BITCH WHORE WHO IM NEVER TALKING TO AGAIN. and then he said HAVE A GOOD DAY, YOU KNOW WHAT NO HAVE A SHIT DAY
Apr 1 2012 4:21PM
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lbuitendam
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/687221/
Apr 1 2012 4:27PM
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