"Can't wait for news headline: Internet menance known only as "theAbortionator" brings down high school" -wonkwonkcrunch
"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$$
"the two should fuse and become one, yielding the mighty...... CLAPBORTIONATOR" -Anathema
"lolwutnowaynotrlypossiblebctheinternetisveryseriousbuninessNSisserious" - TheClap.