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500 million dollars on the line, you guys playing?

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a_pla5tic_bag
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Mega millions is that high apparently, i for one will be going to get myself a ticket. A few weeks ago, i got two fortunes in one fortune cookie that said "There are riches headed your way" and "Financial prosperity is coming your way" so i figured i might as well get one right? inb4 kids not old enough to play.
Mar 29 2012 12:02AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
matched 1 number. so close! :P
Mar 30 2012 11:06PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
where is the winner
Mar 30 2012 11:07PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
what are the fucking numbers i bought 10 drunk as shit and im trying to find them now but its not working out too well
Mar 30 2012 11:12PM
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Bear_Grylls
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found it. didnt get a single # lol
Mar 30 2012 11:12PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
post it dickhead
Mar 30 2012 11:13PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
wow douche. according to google The Mega Millions winning numbers are 46, 23, 38, 4, 2 and megaball 23.
Mar 30 2012 11:15PM
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1337
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inb4 nobody won and the pot grows again
Mar 30 2012 11:15PM
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crab_pretzel
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ive never bought a ticket before, but im def gonna this time. $640,000,000? yea, ill take my chances. hopefully i dont get mauled 9 times in a row by a bear before i get a chance to claim my money
Mar 30 2012 11:16PM
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Bear_Grylls
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did you already buy one? cause its over haha.
Mar 30 2012 11:16PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
oh my god, i won

























































just kidding =]
that'd be cool though
Mar 30 2012 11:20PM
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lineskier10
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shit
Mar 30 2012 11:20PM
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Montville57
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Shits rigged. Click for larger image
Mar 30 2012 11:21PM
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Fun_dip
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Spent $10 won $5 back, better than most people
Mar 30 2012 11:25PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
dubpost. thats what happened. nobody won the jackpot.
Mar 30 2012 11:26PM
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scratchproteen
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i won 2 bucks back spending 5....hopefully nobody wins so i can use that 2 and get two more numbers.
Mar 30 2012 11:27PM
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Bear_Grylls
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I thought they don't know until tomorrow morning?
Mar 30 2012 11:33PM
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Fun_dip
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I somehow managed to click on the wrong thing or something. Disregard my other posts, I'm a tard. Have some numbers matching and one set where the mega is is the only thing matching
Mar 30 2012 11:40PM
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Bill.Nye
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I'm assuming they keep an electronic record of what numbers are given out so they know instantly if someone won and don't just have to wait and see if anyone comes forward, right?
Mar 30 2012 11:43PM
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1337
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^I'd assume that's the case. However most news agencies reported the wrong numbers as winning numbers (2-4-... instead of ...-2-4)
Mar 30 2012 11:44PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8712 - Karma: 5,622
whens the jackpot
Mar 31 2012 12:20AM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Lol imagine if you had the numbers backwards and thought you won, that would suck.
Mar 31 2012 12:29AM
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no_steeze
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i won 34 million









HUGS!!!
Mar 31 2012 12:31AM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
All the numbers on that you pick go from least to greatest. It does not matter what order the numbers are picked in.
Mar 31 2012 12:35AM
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Wadsworth
Posts: 962 - Karma: 1,131
Obama won...

Mar 31 2012 12:49AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Charlie sheen won
Mar 31 2012 1:34AM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
Spent one dollar, won 150$!!!! Fuck all of you. I had 2-4-23 and 23
Mar 31 2012 2:03AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
I think it is funny how many people hate on the lotto, yeah, the odds are terrible, and you aren't gonna win, but a ticket is 1$. Who cares, may as well try, someone has to win...
Mar 31 2012 2:17AM
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scratchproteen
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heard on the radio on the way home a 711 in baltimore said they sold the winning ticket.
Mar 31 2012 2:55AM
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theabortionator
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I snagged one at the bowling alley. Shockingly didn't win anything. Oh well.


On the plus side I bowled an awesome game left handed. Agreed to go bowling without thinking about the fact that I can't lift heavy object and def can't swing them around with my right arm. I showed those pins who was boss bitches.


- riveting tale
Mar 31 2012 2:59AM
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Sno.
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meh...didn't win. got a couple of mega balls which I think is $3 and a few with 2 numbers matching...oh well....someone won though...I saw the jackpot get reset.
Mar 31 2012 3:02AM
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Sno.
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meh...didn't win. got a couple of mega balls which I think is $3 and a few with 2 numbers matching...oh well....someone won though...I saw the jackpot get reset.
Mar 31 2012 3:03AM
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lineskier10
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if you get one with numbers matching do you get any money? i had one
Mar 31 2012 8:39AM
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lineskier10
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fuck i meant to say 2 numbers matching
Mar 31 2012 8:40AM
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ohboy
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Meh. Spent1 buck.
Won 2 bucks. Was hoping for 640 mil, but whatever.
Mar 31 2012 8:45AM
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steezyjibber
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sounds like a 7/11 desperate for business
Mar 31 2012 9:36AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
i think the highest lottery we have seen in a while is 26million. thats huge for us canadians. buy us alot of syrup eh
Mar 31 2012 10:16AM
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richard.
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50 million (max lotto)
Mar 31 2012 10:33AM
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Enstrut
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holy jesus batman!
Mar 31 2012 10:36AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
http://www.megamillions.com/numbers/

lists all the ways you can win

and every single one of my numbers were only like 3 off by the most besides the two that matched. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Mar 31 2012 11:37AM
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SSteezle
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there were 3 winning tickets so they're gonna have to split it. still crazy money though
Mar 31 2012 11:58AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Even if each person chose the lump sum which is after federal taxes 347 million, then split three ways is 115.67 million each, after taxes

So 100 million, AFTER TAXES


I don't think any of the winners will be complaining haha
Mar 31 2012 1:05PM
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PopsicleStand
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I got two right, out of order though
Mar 31 2012 1:32PM
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SSteezle
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i just found out they don't even have to be in order. haha shows how much we play the lottery..
Mar 31 2012 1:43PM
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PopsicleStand
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for real? holy shit. I should go get my ticket scanned.

no joke about playing it though. it was awkward for me to buy the ticket...I ran out during lunch break at work (middle of the night in the ghetto) and barely knew how to ask for the ticket...they were out of cards too, talk about looking like a newb.
Mar 31 2012 3:36PM
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PopsicleStand
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no mega ball though, so im still SOL I think
Mar 31 2012 3:41PM
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theabortionator
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get it scanned. I don't think you have to win the jackpot to win something. But I'm not sure on those.
Mar 31 2012 3:49PM
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Bear_Grylls
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[IMG]megamillions.com/images/detail_match2.gif[/IMG][IMG]megamillions.com/images/detail_prizewinners.gif[/IMG][IMG]megamillions.com/images/detail_prizeamount.gif[/IMG] 5 + 0 161 $250,000 4 + 1 897 $10,000 4 + 0 40,423 $150 3 + 1 46,887 $150 2 + 1 780,589 $10 3 + 0 2,086,571 $7 1 + 1 4,669,851 $3 0 + 1 8,727,236 $2 hope this works.
Mar 31 2012 5:58PM
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Bear_Grylls
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and fail. i guess you can weed through there to find it haha.
Mar 31 2012 5:58PM
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