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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
I'm getting a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow, and tonight have to down a bunch of laxatives and other shit. I started a half an hour ago and am now throwing up and aching everywhere. help me.
Mar 26 2012 5:35PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
dude you're only like 19 right?

why are you getting a colonoscopy?!


but vibes, i've heard from both my parents that the whole experience is absolute shit besides the actual procedure which they said isn't all that bad (thanks to the drugs they put you on)
Mar 26 2012 5:36PM
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Lansfield
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it wont let me add a funny video. shits. but anyway, vibes dude hope it goes well.
Mar 26 2012 5:40PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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sounds like a shitty situation. what a pain in the ass.
Mar 26 2012 5:40PM
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nickyb
Posts: 201 - Karma: 677
this should cheer you up https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/558764/

good luck on your procedure man, hope everything goes well
Mar 26 2012 5:41PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
speaking of which, is the term "pain in the ass" like a complement for gay people? its just something ive always wondered.
Mar 26 2012 5:41PM
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newsmeag
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how do i post videos?
hellpp immm nneewww
Mar 26 2012 5:42PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
The purification the day before was such a treat, oh wow.

It won't be fun, but just think of a happy place, and you probably should say no if they ask if you want to watch the camera inside you. The hardest thing was to try and release the air they pump while a fucking tube is being stuck up your ass.
Mar 26 2012 5:47PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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1. go to youtube video
2. click share
3. click embed
4. check the use old embed (at least i do, it works)
5. copy & paste. done.



THE PREVIEW BUTTON IS YOUR FRIEND. USE AND ABUSE IT.
Mar 26 2012 5:47PM
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EAST~COAST
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Mar 26 2012 5:48PM
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BmoChop
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this makes me lol: http://ilooklikebarackobama.com/

also, reddit.
Mar 26 2012 5:49PM
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HKrass
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Mar 26 2012 5:51PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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hope this gives you a chuckle. gets me every time.
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Mar 26 2012 5:53PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
NOTHING REMOTELY GROSS OR WEIRD. I'M THROWIN UP LIKE ITS NOBODIES BIDNISS
Mar 26 2012 6:00PM
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Amadeus.
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why are you getting a colonoscopy?
Mar 26 2012 6:02PM
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Raz.
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chrons disease fml
Mar 26 2012 6:03PM
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Raz.
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aldjsvuzlsHSIELBWYSLKAGOALCAG HERE COMES THE SHITTING
Mar 26 2012 6:09PM
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Amadeus.
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ahhh that fucking sucks, my friend has that shit. (no pun intended)
Mar 26 2012 6:14PM
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HKrass
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Mar 26 2012 6:23PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
please go outside and just mess with people
Mar 26 2012 6:32PM
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Raz.
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?
Mar 26 2012 6:34PM
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walrussteeze
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that sucks i have crohns too. hope it goes well, the worst part is stopping your meds before the endoscopy so u feel like double shit also know as shitception
Mar 26 2012 6:38PM
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Raz.
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bunp help
Mar 26 2012 7:05PM
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Mr.Turtle
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DO NOT WANT
Mar 26 2012 7:06PM
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rareison
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funniez

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Mar 26 2012 7:19PM
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HKrass
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Mar 26 2012 7:52PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i like this one
Mar 26 2012 8:02PM
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Raz.
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I LOVE YOU GUYS
Mar 26 2012 8:02PM
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HKrass
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I shall be posting more after my lacrosse game
Mar 26 2012 8:04PM
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rareison
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/685550/page/2/
Mar 26 2012 8:32PM
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panojibber
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The new Mars Volta album is out, you should definitely listen to it.
Mar 26 2012 8:45PM
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rareison
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Mar 26 2012 9:42PM
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Raz.
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LOLOLOLOLOL
Mar 26 2012 9:47PM
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james6345789
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Funniest thing I've ever watched right here

Mar 26 2012 9:53PM
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fuckface7.0
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xD
Mar 26 2012 9:54PM
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JWoods
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Here you go
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Mar 26 2012 10:00PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
That sounds terrible... Vibes your way
Mar 26 2012 10:04PM
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nickyb
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i'm dying right now XD
Mar 26 2012 10:49PM
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Spinoza
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Haha I've had 2 colonoscopies, and once they filled my ass with a cup of water to do an MRI, Do not know why I'm revealing this. It's not that bad
Mar 26 2012 10:49PM
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rareison
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I fucking lost
Mar 26 2012 10:57PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
speed cooking video was hilarious
Mar 26 2012 11:17PM
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manutdsaol
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Lost it
Mar 27 2012 12:18AM
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HKrass
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Mar 27 2012 1:29AM
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