What to do to my friends dorm: prank ideas

put a matress in his pool it takes a crane to get it out :D

flip the room

Make their rooms disappear by drywalling over their doors and painting it over. Or just fill their rooms with packing peanuts/balloons.

God is it good to be back on NSG... thank you so much for reminding me how much I love this shit...

really though, I'd just take a bunch of stray cats and and stickem in there. Leave the windows open. Place will be a fucking jungle in no time.

hide potatoes in their bed    ;P

pee in their weed

Fill their room with wrinkled newspaper.

Pee in their butts. That will show them.

fill trash can with water and lean it on the door so when they open it it spills everywhere.

stage a break in for when they get back with like fake broken glass and fake blood and just random clothes on the floor

fuck dirty hookers on their beds, then pee in their buttholes

...... such a great idea!

fill their dishwasher with dish soap.

lube up their kitchen floor with bacon grease.

take their living room furniture and set it back up in the same organization outside somewhere.

put dead fish under their refrigerator.

saran wrap their toilet.

rubberband their kitchen sink sprayer.

turn their speakers up as loud as they'll go (HAHA!).

take off the railing things on their refrigerator door so all the condiments fall out.

put whatever butter they have in their oven.

put the chili powder in the salt shaker; pepper in the oregano, and so forth.

leave their freezer open so everything in it goes bad (and their electric bill goes up).

upperdecker (shit in the top of their toilet).

steal all of their toilet paper reserves.

piss in their skin lotion/liquid soap/shampoo/mouthwash/etc.

have a party in their house and don't clean up.

eat all the food they left.

loosen all of their lightbulbs so none of them turn on when they flip the switch.

start a compost bin of your leftover vegetable/food parts in their sink/kitchen drawer.

when they get back, have a welcome party. pop bottles of champagne as they walk through the door and spray them with them. practice beforehand if you've never sprayed champagne!

Thanks, that was fun; hopefully it works out to their disadvantage. If you're like us and our neighbors, there will be an ascending battle royale of friendly, yet increasingly caustic pranks paired with friendly social situations wrought with decisive thoughts :):):)

Turn everything - speakers/sink/tv/lights/fans/heaters/showers/hair dryer/alarm clock/etc - on in their room and just leave it.

Yo this one is sooooo sick.

usually at some point the dorms get a fatty delivery of the phonebooks that are going to go to each room in the dorm building

My buddies totally switched their rooms with their neighbors, did a hard double take when I walked in.

cum on everything

My dads friends filled there neighbors bathroom with popcorn, like completely full up to the ceiling

You could repost their room. Aha but honestly how extreme can we go here. Taking all of their furniture out of their room and then pulling the door hinge pins and letting the door chill their is a classic. They go to open the door it falls over. Empty.