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Why I don't skateboard

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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Skate rats, you will cringe as will your stomach juices curdle.

Be prepared to get enraged and/or laughed up.

Mar 22 2012 7:49PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
The fucks i give cannot be found
Mar 22 2012 7:51PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
this is like 5 subcultures below skateboarding and hipsterism.

I don't get any of it.
Mar 22 2012 7:54PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Okay
Mar 22 2012 7:54PM
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ORDEAL
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the first one pissed me off. just so many conflicting identities
Mar 22 2012 7:58PM
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Poems
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It's funny because almost none of this applies to people who skateboard as a sport. These are almost all pictures using them as means of transportation. You're a dumbass.
Mar 22 2012 7:59PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Hate blog full of hate :( makes me sad.
Mar 22 2012 8:03PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,070
Uhhhhhh.....
Mar 22 2012 8:04PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
Meh
Mar 22 2012 8:16PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
As a skateboarder, I think this is a really stupid website, I will say however I absolutely hate when people mall grab their skateboards. So damn annoying.
Mar 22 2012 8:19PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Double post, but what I hate even more is when people push mongo a.k.a penis pushing a.k.a front foot pushing. It looks terrible, it's unsafe, and you can get much more board control if you learn to push correctly.
Mar 22 2012 8:21PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Annoyed by the way someone grabs their skateboard? Haha, how sad.
Mar 22 2012 8:24PM
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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
why is it bad to hold a board like that?
Mar 22 2012 8:24PM
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Amadeus.
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that should be put on the why i don't skateboard site.
Mar 22 2012 8:25PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
In case I am ever in a skatepark in my future, how should I hold my skateboard so I don't look like a tool.

Totally serious question, even though its unlikely I will ever be in a skatepark again.
Mar 22 2012 8:28PM
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Mr.Turtle
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looks like their carrying a lunchbox around or something
Mar 22 2012 8:31PM
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yuck
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none of those were remotely funny to me...
Mar 22 2012 8:33PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
not even kidding, is this acceptable?

or is this just presumed uncool?

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Mar 22 2012 8:33PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Oh God why. Bad thread idea was bad...

Everybody please chill your tits.
Mar 22 2012 8:33PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
Okay.
Mar 22 2012 8:34PM
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Mr.Turtle
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if you look like the kid in that picture, then yes
Mar 22 2012 8:35PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
what about this. This is literally the only way I can imagine carrying a skateboard around (not be the trucks at least)

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Mar 22 2012 8:36PM
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Black.Bird
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I used to skateboard, but I've never heard of this "mall grab" "mail grab" business.. There was nothing wrong with holding your board by the trucks..
Mar 22 2012 9:00PM
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