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Need help on throwing a high school party

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alex=
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Alright so my high school is brand new in my school district, we have freshies + sophs. i'm a sophmore, but, we have only had one party and 5 people came (wtf). I went to a real school last year and we had awesome parties, at least for freshmen, but this school is pretty fucking lame compared to the other one. Cool story, right?

I don't want to have a reputation for the lamest school in the district. And I don't want to what is supposed to be the 'best years of my life' wasted by not having fun..

anyways i have never thrown a party before, and i need tips on how to throw a good one i guess.

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Mar 22 2012 5:15PM
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Dmarc
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just make sure there are no girls there that can squat more than you if you know what i mean
Mar 22 2012 11:04PM
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Timmy.
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kids these days are so damn unresourceful, it is beyond easy to get alcohol ask an older sibling/friend/coworker if you have a job or get a girl to stand outside a liqour store and have some dude buy it like everyone else said... anyway boobs alcohol weed and put anything breakable in your house away like locked in the basement or something
Mar 22 2012 11:06PM
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thaloot
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dont do no bring your own booze bull. buy 2 kegs and 60s of vodka and whiskey. bring out only a few bottles at a time. once one gets polished, bring the next. be on top of this. but make sure you buy a shit ton of bottles as too not let anyone dry out. if your controlling it properly, then whatever isnt drank, you can return to the liquor store for a refund. buy cups, buy a funnel or two, make sure you have a nice sturdy and lengthy table for drinking games, make a punch drink of a mixture of a bunch of different alcohols and make sure it tastes good. then the rest is history, only invite girls like someone previously mentioned, stick an older brother at the door to control... and this is important,.. everyone who walks tthru the door. entry will be 10 bucks, or 20 even, fuck it. blare some good music and enjoy. hide everything expensive as well
Mar 22 2012 11:07PM
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zakaroo
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1. Invite hot chicks and the guys will come with them.
2. Put all valuables in one room and lock it. EVERYTHING THAT COULD BREAK PROBABLY WILL. This will prevent people from stealing your valuables too. Nothing is worse than getting your stuff stolen by degenerate high school kids.
3. Tape off parts of the house you don't want people in.
4. Table for pong, put a tarp on top of it and under it so it doesn't ruin everything.
5. If it isn't byob, charge an entry fee of $5 or something like that cause you don't want to be broke and have a trashed house.
6. Get a weapon of some sort to scare people off if it get too crazy. You don't want to call the cops on your own house.
7. Don't get too crazy because you still need to protect the house.
8. Don't be afraid to kick anyone out. Even if they are the "cool" kids or whatever because if they are fucking with your shit, they need to leave. Everyone else will respect you more if you have the balls to kick them out.
9. Have fun and lock your bedroom because you don't want anyone else besides you hooking up in your sheets.

Everybody should have a party at least once as a way of giving back.
Mar 22 2012 11:14PM
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theDARKERparker
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if you have shitty neighbors who would notice a lot of cars outside i would recomend finding the nearest parking lot that is open 24/7 and have people walk over so there wont be cars on ur street... also put blankets on the windows


hope this helps
Mar 22 2012 11:27PM
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alex=
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wow thanks for the responses guys.
yeah but i think that transportation will be a huge problem because half the school can't drive. and if your kids drunk for the first time (freshmeat) then they'll call the cops as they're pulling out of my driveway....
Mar 23 2012 8:01AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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Mar 23 2012 8:19AM
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B.Aussie
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Make sure you have lots of garbage bags for rubbish and for puking in.
Mar 23 2012 9:49AM
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plaplapla
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or shuttle them there and back
Mar 23 2012 11:15AM
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GeneralT
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BOUNCE HOUSE
Mar 23 2012 11:25AM
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The_Big_Tuna
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call dat radio everyone will come
Mar 23 2012 11:41AM
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Willard
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Haha yes
Mar 23 2012 12:21PM
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GayWolf420
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Also, if the cops do bust you, don't run. It will only make the court throw the book at you harder.
Mar 23 2012 2:19PM
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steezenskis
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dont run.

unless you can def get away
Mar 23 2012 2:26PM
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jewFro
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I assume you say this because it will be his house? Otherwise I'd say run if you can.
Mar 23 2012 3:46PM
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GayWolf420
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They have the right to come in if they see kids high tailing it from his house. And if they do, just comply with the cops. But if it's at someone else's house, by all means do what you need to do. And if you're not drunk nor stoned, just walk out the front door, have he cops breathalyze you to prove you're clean and make your way home.
Mar 23 2012 3:57PM
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CluckaChuck
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this, college is where its at.
Mar 23 2012 4:07PM
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Utard
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Yeahhh, if you're drinking and its not your house get the fuck out of there. If you can't make it out and you've been partaking, DON'T take the breathalyzer. No matter what the cops say, they can't force you to take one, and the cops WILL NOT cut you a break if everyone takes one, that's a myth.
Mar 23 2012 4:08PM
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dunkaroos
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Unfortunately I live on a dead end street where a cop could literally just park horizontally and block the entire neighborhood off. No parties for me.
Mar 23 2012 4:20PM
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YoungDaysMedia
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buzzkill
Mar 23 2012 4:57PM
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dunkaroos
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Tell me about it
Mar 23 2012 7:19PM
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taylornicky
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I'm sorry, but I don't really believe there's such a thing as a sick high school party. Good luck though....
Mar 23 2012 7:21PM
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koober
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dont forget to invite fat chicks and black chicks
Mar 23 2012 7:23PM
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GayWolf420
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Probably where you live/lived and went to school.....
Mar 23 2012 8:45PM
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Mtougas
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Most of the time yes. But obviously there are tons of exceptions. For example, in the summer of my grad year we had a pool party where about 6 of the girls got completely naked and they were the hot ones too. Fun times.
Mar 23 2012 8:57PM
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Funnel
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I was under the impression that you can say no to a breathalyzer but you will get hauled away anyway. Maybe that's just if you're behind the wheel though.
Mar 23 2012 9:04PM
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SketchyMike
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HIDE YOUR FOOD! if not it will all be gone
Mar 24 2012 12:43AM
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hardig1234
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the best way to got get your house fucked is to just have it outside
Mar 24 2012 1:05AM
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JzD.
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Mar 24 2012 9:37AM
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bweld123
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one black kid is vital to a party environment. i mean, someone has to bring the actual fun, right?
Mar 24 2012 10:53AM
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Alex.W
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Bouncy castle, body of water, booze, weed and pussy and your fucking golden.
Mar 24 2012 12:34PM
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monkatizer
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any suggestions on how to get a good sound system goin?

and how many watts should it be?
Jan 8 2013 5:44PM
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Broommasta
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Play BoB created a monster all night.
Jan 8 2013 5:48PM
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Dr.Dro
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Listen to this guy If I had access to your fridge and I am as lit as a lantern, expect $50+ of food to be missing from your fridge the next morning. It has happened before and I went a full day without eating and took a massive dump afterwards.
Jan 8 2013 6:11PM
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T-Bell
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Ya get your buddies to start spreading the word a few days in advance. Like if its Friday, start spreading the word Tuesday. If you're worried about stuff getting broken, put it away. Get people to be on your side so shit doesn't get broken, and so people will back you up if some douchebag decides to mess stuff up. Lots of booze, and if you want it big, invite every guy and girl that will spread the word.
Jan 8 2013 6:14PM
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.tony
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el oh el
Jan 8 2013 6:23PM
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DayMan
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probably the best advice in this thread
Jan 8 2013 6:25PM
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PeppermillReno
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To get away with it...DON"T LET ANY MOTHERFUCKERS PARK OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE. Make everyone park down the street. If you see a car within 3 houses of yours make the kid move it. Draw the curtains or put sheets over the windows.
Jan 8 2013 6:32PM
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gotti
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If you already have a bad relationship with your rents then go for it. but if you and your rents are still on good terms and you haven't been caught, a party is a bad place to start especially because chances are something is going to get fucked up.
Jan 8 2013 6:49PM
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Uncle.Badness
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feces yo
Jan 8 2013 6:51PM
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Kirklife
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- Take pictures of how your house was beforehand.
- Lock your parents bedroom with breakables and valuables inside.
- Tell some ladies, word will spread.
- Get alcohol if you can or tell people BYOB.
- Loud speakers, dim light, long party playlist, and a clear place for dancing.
- Trash bags set up with signs for people who are dumb.
- Table and cups for some pong.
- Lots of places to sleep.
- Do not talk about it until the week of, or your principal could catch wind of it and tell your parents.
- Don't let people drunk drive.
- Don't have a party if you don't want it to be big, otherwise it will get big and you will be stressed and have no fun.
- Get lots of bacon and offer a big breakfast to everyone who stays and cleans in the morning.

And don't tell your parents anything beforehand. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
Jan 8 2013 6:52PM
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vertebruh
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30 bombs of light beer, half g's get all that shit cold! Lots of mixers cause chicks like to pretend they are drinking soda or juice. Get some beer pong going its a good ice breaker to get parties started. DO NOT INVITE DUDES!!!!! They will come only invite chicks!! Music at a load level is a must! If there lots of people tell them to park away from the house so that when the cops come that the entire party doesn't go to jail. Send your parents to a different state. Thats pretty much it people who smoke will bring lots of weed and just charge like $5 for booze. And for godsake get some decent condoms and get a key jar for the people drinkin
Jan 8 2013 7:01PM
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Randy_Quench
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I gotta say some of the best highschool parties I attended were camp outs.
Find a dope spot in the woods with easy parking/access that isnt sketchy and set up a good sized firepit. Then have a bunch of people come with tents and coolers.
Jan 8 2013 7:04PM
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JahFeels
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Try to invite as many girls as possible to keep the dick to chick ratio low. Guys will end up coming anyways so try not to invite many, cause they will bring their friends too.
Jan 8 2013 7:11PM
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idskithat
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a place for dancing, girls like dancing. And ive been to parties that have black lights in certain rooms and it was sick!
Jan 8 2013 7:24PM
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Kronor
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You need cocaine too, everyone wants to party like the 80s...
Jan 8 2013 8:30PM
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db21
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all the parties where i live are byob. is it really standard to provide alcohol?
Jan 9 2013 12:20AM
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RalphLauren.
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tweet your address or post it on facebook if you want it to get really big. make sure that you arent worried about your house getting trashed, cause it will if you want to bring a lot of people. a freshman at my school had an huge open house and her has got fucked. 10,000 dollars worth of damage. we also have a very destructive senior class, i dont know about you
Jan 9 2013 12:26AM
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Dr.Dro
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Same, I went to one where this kids dad was buying hella beer so I just paid him before the party actually started. People should bring their own beer or alcohol.

In highschool there were parties, but absolute raggers were pretty rare until my junior senior year. Once my friends dad got arrested for growing bud his son has thrown handfulls of crazy as fuck parties. There will be days when you don't know who the fuck anyone is, or how they heard of the open hose but the party is on, the house is packed way paseed capacity, and there always has to be a DJ who knows what they are doing. Recently for the end of the world 2012 party some guy taged his kitchen wall with graffiti. The house is so beyond fucked.

To get lots of people to come. Go up to everyone you see, have friends tell everyone they know that there is a party at your house tell them to spread the word. Make sure you talk to some girls ask them "hey want to come to a party this weekend I have a open house?" something along those lines and you will be golden.

Sohpmore year this kid told basically the entire school and sum about my friends house party to the point where there were 24 and 25 year olds trying to get into a sophmore in highschools house party. By the morn tables were broken, People passed out in the yard, a naked chick in the hallway passed out lots of beer was in the carpet, Ipods and various other things were missing from his house, along with a micro wave. It was pretty damn out of control. Parents were expected to show in 4 hours. We just left the house as it was since there was nothing to do. His parents pretty much lost it when they arrived home.

Be smart and get a kid help if they are in bad shape ODing on alcohol. Its the right thing to do the last thing anyone wants is someone dying. Be safe and have fun man.
Jan 9 2013 12:52AM
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