so my stupid friend and i decided to snort these pop rock things my mum bought on her trip in vegas. it was terrible and i ended up blowing blood out of my nose. moral is dont snort random shit especially pop rocks.
one time tanner hall did 2 marijuana's -illadelphlife
"a friend took two marijuanas at a party and over dosed, then he turned gay and caught AIDS " - *TACO-DOG*
"a girl grabbed my balls once and it scared me" -.YMR.
"deadmau5 records himself jerking off a beer can against a xylophone and then it suddenly becomes a hit "song." -krob
"Fuck snapbacks, I wanna punch ever little grade 9 kid that wears one in the face, bunch of pussies...fits are sick tho" -wreck.yoself
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off.-soulskier
why was that info where your mum bought it necessary?
and youre like 13. you will eventually learn from your mistakes and become some sort of an adult with albeit limited functionality.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
The kids who used to snort random shit in middle school were some of the most mentally retarded people I've ever been forced to share space with. For fucks sake there is no fucking point at fucking all. fucking fuck. fuck.