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This looks like too much fun
one time tanner hall did 2 marijuana's -illadelphlife
"a friend took two marijuanas at a party and over dosed, then he turned gay and caught AIDS " - *TACO-DOG*
"a girl grabbed my balls once and it scared me" -.YMR.
"deadmau5 records himself jerking off a beer can against a xylophone and then it suddenly becomes a hit "song." -krob
"Fuck snapbacks, I wanna punch ever little grade 9 kid that wears one in the face, bunch of pussies...fits are sick tho" -wreck.yoself
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
Snarf Snarf, What are we going to do, Snarf Snarf
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
"And Bobby Brown with an amazing run stomping the triple cork and a perfect score. Truly an awesome spectacle, Right Sal?" "Sure Mike, But Shaun white is over at the superpipe making snowmen." Theron
When hell freezes over, I'll ski there too.
Hahahahaha he's my hero
A parents only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel prize but the other one is robbed by a hooker, you failed.
No. Humans will die out. We’re weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy’s.
You’re not a cigar guy…Well the first reason that jumps out at me is that you hold it like you’re jerking off a mouse.
-Sh*t my dad says
11/12 Ski Days: 8
"I know a kid who took two weeds and he OD'd"-God
"tell your parents that your on jupiter and that you'll talk to them later"-raspberry.
"You should try crack! it's fairly cheap and really easy to make! Plus its highly addictive. So you'll have a raging drug addiction in no time!"-mackcamp
should really try this during sex...
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.”
- Bill Cosby
"You Don"t Want﻿ To Land Like A Boner!"- LJ
ski the east
I SKI 4 SARAH
All times are Eastern (-4)