First, he was being sarcastic.
Second, you made the repost of all reposts. This thread has been made 2000 times and I'm sick of seeing it. So I'd hold off on calling people wannabees and noobs.
If you're from the Midwest, and it doesn't matter where, say shhhhhhhh... say shhhhhhhh....
You know your friend is a gaper when they wear cotton on a pow day. oh wait... -powderbro