anyone else ever bruise the tip? didn't know it was possible, but it is. tried doing a switch 3 accidentally went corked and landed penis first on a ice landing. it was followed by the worst pain I've ever felt in that area, I was sure I ripped the tip off. after inspecting it in the bathroom after 5 min of trying to force out a pee I noticed bruising starting to form. has anyone else experienced this pain? I wish it upon no one
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Once in a XC skiing race, I got pretty chilly during a long downhill section. It was a 7.5K race, and it was probably -10°F out. I was only wearing my stupid spandex race suit, and as a freshman, I didn't have the fancy wind-proof boxers that all the other kids knew to wear.
Long story short, my member got really chilly, and I had to warm him up under the hand drier after the race. The lil guy was so puckered up I couldn't even urinate. When I finally loosened up, and the ice blocking my urethra melted, I took the most painful piss of my life. It felt like boiling water was rushing out of me, and I almost passed out.
I'm sorry your dick got bruised. I imagine you were in a similar amount of pain.
the funny thing is I went for an std check only a few days before and she said runtime back if any sores showed up, I was very tempted to go in and show her the bruises. and to clear up two things, i did not have a boner, and I can indeed still fap