Bruised head, yeah that one.

KrazyistKarl · 2012-03-12 21:26:16

anyone else ever bruise the tip? didn't know it was possible, but it is. tried doing a switch 3 accidentally went corked and landed penis first on a ice landing. it was followed by the worst pain I've ever felt in that area, I was sure I ripped the tip off. after inspecting it in the bathroom after 5 min of trying to force out a pee I noticed bruising starting to form. has anyone else experienced this pain? I wish it upon no one

PJ.

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Fucking loled

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possible multipager

Mar 12 2012 9:34PM

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hahah nice but I think its *be a boner

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Mar 12 2012 9:40PM

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sigh....

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haha, the doctors visit for that will be fun...

Mar 12 2012 9:42PM

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Mar 12 2012 9:42PM

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No fap for you!!

Mar 12 2012 9:42PM

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pics

Mar 12 2012 9:48PM

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or it didn't happen

lolololol but seriously go to a doctor or something. that whole area is veins and arteries so its probably not too good to have internal bleeding there.

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just rub it really hard, the pain will go away

Mar 12 2012 9:55PM

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1. Go to a hot female doctor and have her "inspect" it for you.

2. Profit???

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smarter words have never been spoken

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Unless he has a small size

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ahahhah that fucking sucks

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just gonna sit right here

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++vibes im sorry for your loss

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One time my friend cut his shaft with a golf club. Penis pain hurts, man

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I got some major ball-bang from sending a 20ish footer to the flats. Never hurt my actually shaft though.

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HHAHAHAHA thats soo funny...sucks to be u

sounds like u got dick lash

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fulltilts.

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fulltilt cups? if only.

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1st page claim.

ahahaha some lol's were had

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ball bang is gnarly, but if you get it, you know you sent that shit to the thug zone and its worth a claim

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funniest thread

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lol, i wouldnt jak off for a few days

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HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAH that sucks so much

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Once in a XC skiing race, I got pretty chilly during a long downhill section. It was a 7.5K race, and it was probably -10°F out. I was only wearing my stupid spandex race suit, and as a freshman, I didn't have the fancy wind-proof boxers that all the other kids knew to wear.

Long story short, my member got really chilly, and I had to warm him up under the hand drier after the race. The lil guy was so puckered up I couldn't even urinate. When I finally loosened up, and the ice blocking my urethra melted, I took the most painful piss of my life. It felt like boiling water was rushing out of me, and I almost passed out.

I'm sorry your dick got bruised. I imagine you were in a similar amount of pain.

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Why the fuck did you have a boner at the hill?

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the funny thing is I went for an std check only a few days before and she said runtime back if any sores showed up, I was very tempted to go in and show her the bruises. and to clear up two things, i did not have a boner, and I can indeed still fap

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