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Steve went to the store. The transvestite hooker store to be precise, because he wanted to buy a transvestite hooker. He didn't know the reason why he had this urge, but it may have had something to do with the vague memories of the party he attended last night. On the way to the store he suddenly realized that he was super hungry and went to the nearest pizza parlor. He ordered a pepperoni pizza, but the pepperoni was poisoned, thus killing Steve and ending his story forever. But this wasn't the end, no for you see steve was only just realizing that he was immortal. HIS story wasn't the only story to be told that day, either, as he was accompanied by Olivia Wilde who survived the pizza ordeal as well. This is because she had poisoned the pepperoni, a poison she was immune too. little did they both know that the poisened pizza had created zombies thus only beginning a story that would not be forgotten by everyone left that hears the story that is only beginning. These zombies would eventually find their way to Hollywood, dancing with Michael Jackson when he was actually black.
Disregarding the newly found out zombie plague, Steve invited Olivia to continue on with his trip to the transvestite hooker store. Olive obliged and they headed out on their way to get some dirty transvestite hooker sex.
Steve went to the store. The transvestite hooker store to be precise, because he wanted to buy a transvestite hooker. He didn't know the reason why he had this urge, but it may have had something to do with the vague memories of the party he attended last night. On the way to the store he suddenly realized that he was super hungry and went to the nearest pizza parlor. He ordered a pepperoni pizza, but the pepperoni was poisoned, thus killing Steve and ending his story forever. But this wasn't the end, no for you see steve was only just realizing that he was immortal. HIS story wasn't the only story to be told that day, either, as he was accompanied by Olivia Wilde who survived the pizza ordeal as well. This is because she had poisoned the pepperoni, a poison she was immune too. little did they both know that the poisened pizza had created zombies thus only beginning a story that would not be forgotten by everyone left that hears the story that is only beginning. These zombies would eventually find their way to Hollywood, dancing with Michael Jackson when he was actually black.
Disregarding the newly found out zombie plague, Steve invited Olivia to continue on with his trip to the transvestite hooker store. Olive obliged and they headed out on their way to get some dirty transvestite hooker sex. After the kinky BSDM transvestite sex, the duo discovered that the transvestite's all had AIDS, hence giving it to Olivia and Steve. Steve and Olivia now began their quest to find a cure for AIDS.