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I ran over the dog

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Rialb
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NS. I've got a fucking situation on my hands.

My parents were gone for the week so I'm home alone. I ran to the store quick and just left the dog in the backyard for a few as I wasn't going to be gone long. Came back and I must have left the gate open because when I was pulling into the driveway the little guy ran out right under my rear tire.. He's pretty squished and was dead by the time I checked what I ran over. He was just a small dog so there was really no chance for him.

So now the problems I face here are:

1. What do I do with his body?? I want to give him a proper burial but the neighbors can see the backyard and I want to keep this under wraps.. I just have it sitting in the porch right now but I want to dispose of it soon before it gets too gross

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2. What do I tell my parents? My mom loved this dog a stupid amount, possibly more than me.. I can't just tell them I killed their dog.. I'm leaning towards "He ran away" which makes getting rid of his body an absolute priority right now.

+k to everyone helpful

RIP buddy :(
Mar 9 2012 4:46PM
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roddy116
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i would tell them, something that big is probably just better to straight up say it rather then trying to hide it.
Mar 9 2012 4:47PM
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Benji.
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well you're fucked

Mar 9 2012 4:48PM
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sherwood4099
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Your an immature piece of shit if you don't call them immediately and admit it. Hiding the body? What are you 16. No wonder your mom loved the dog more an you
Mar 9 2012 4:50PM
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Big.L
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Put dog in a hole then go to the pound an replace it with one that looks like it, problem solved?
Mar 9 2012 4:50PM
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Rialb
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I really want to but my mom is psycho and honestly loved that dog like a child. She had the thing in almost every one of her damn profile pics on Facebook, something neither me not my dad have never even been honored with..
Mar 9 2012 4:50PM
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wait.what
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Say he ran out the front door when you opened it for someone and that he ran into the street and was hit by a passing car... It's not that big of a deal, accidents happen.
Mind you I wouldn't have been able to live with myself if I hit my dog.
Goodluck!
Mar 9 2012 4:51PM
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maynaiseman
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Wow that dog must have been ARFraid!
Mar 9 2012 4:51PM
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roddy116
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tell here then hightail it out to mt hood
Mar 9 2012 4:51PM
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soulskier
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hmmmm, tell 'em or make a ransom note with magazine clippings
Mar 9 2012 4:52PM
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DIX~
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What the fuck this thread

Wouldn't you be super upset about this, I know I would? Just tell the truth
Mar 9 2012 4:54PM
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.AR6rider.
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Telling his parents he ran over the dog is gonna be ruff.
Mar 9 2012 4:54PM
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sherwood4099
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I don't know how you could live with yourself sending your mother on a frantic wild goose chase thinking the dog is lost. You really should be ashamed for even considering lying about something like this. It's not partying or smoking weed. You killed her dog because you were careless and probably pulled in too fast. Man up
Mar 9 2012 4:54PM
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dex.
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just fess up man. its better to be honest with your parents. in the end it was just a dog. even if your parents treat you like poop they will always love you more than some mutt. shell get over it
Mar 9 2012 4:54PM
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soulskier
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no bones about it
Mar 9 2012 4:55PM
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Rialb
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I feel the need to share that this thing was a pampered little shit that hated everyone but my mom, so I'm not too beat up about it. Thanks for the idea though ath
Mar 9 2012 4:56PM
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wait.what
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that's spot on
Mar 9 2012 4:57PM
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sherwood4099
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Someone's jelliousy and trying to justify his bad idea
Mar 9 2012 4:58PM
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Bateman
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Get yourself run over, or frame the neighbors.


but seriously, thats sad as hell. I dont think i'd have the balls to tell my parents straight up.
Mar 9 2012 4:58PM
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theater.thug
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Mar 9 2012 4:59PM
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Sno.
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this has got to be a troll...come on, really? "hide the body"????

do what stiller did in meet the parents and just replace him.

Mar 9 2012 4:59PM
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Sno.
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yup. he'd better just collar and tell her.
Mar 9 2012 5:02PM
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Tucks
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Either tell them that someone else hit it, this could lead to potential questions and problems you don't feel like dealing with, or straight up tell them. Shit happens
Mar 9 2012 5:07PM
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tspanagel
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Aw :(
Mar 9 2012 5:11PM
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HalfandHalf
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terrible idea.
then your moms gona put 'missing dog' posters everywhere and spend weeks upon weeks trying to locate it.
just tell em straight up that the little fucker went under your car, you could say that he ran out the house and a different car hit him, but then you'll have to live with the lie
Mar 9 2012 5:11PM
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[evan]
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Damn shes gonna be barkin mad
Mar 9 2012 5:12PM
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HalfandHalf
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ahh fuck!
Mar 9 2012 5:13PM
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DIX~
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About the question of whether or not to call your mom, I think you should just collar
Mar 9 2012 5:14PM
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Deluge
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this or tell the truth.
Mar 9 2012 5:14PM
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Bateman
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Well arent you hilarious.
Mar 9 2012 5:17PM
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DIX~
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Fuck I thought I was so gosh darn clever too
Mar 9 2012 5:18PM
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Anathema
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just put the dead dog on the floor and plead ignorance.

SHIT DID HE DIED?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! OH WHAT A DISASTER!! /acting skills
Mar 9 2012 5:18PM
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Rialb
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Elgato don't even tempt me to post proof.. and to whoever mentioned it, yes I'm jealous of the relationship my mom had with this canine, and I believe the house will be nicer without it. I'm going to text my dad with the situation as I doubt he'd tell her on their vacation and more likely than not he shares my opinion on this
Mar 9 2012 5:18PM
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Bateman
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god i love you. BFFS?
Mar 9 2012 5:21PM
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Rialb
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Thank you I thought it would be in bad taste.. waiting on a reply from my dad. Will stay in touch
Mar 9 2012 5:28PM
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Sno.
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srsly? you stole my pun.
Mar 9 2012 5:28PM
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DIX~
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I fucking know sry bro ;( didn't see
Mar 9 2012 5:39PM
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Yardie
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Holy shit man you've got a shitstorm on your hands. Sounds like first your mom is going to hysterically scream at you, then cry for a couple of months, then hate you for years. You'll be lucky if she looks you in your eyes in the next three years.

and holy shit...I would feel so so fucking bad if I killed my dog...I fuckin' love that guy. I wouldn't be worried about my parents, I would be worried about the guilt and self-hatred that I would have to live with for the rest of my life. God damn, even thinking about it is bumming me out.

Guilt driven drug/alcohol benders would ensue.
Mar 9 2012 5:52PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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looks like you got yourself into a furry situation here.
Mar 9 2012 5:57PM
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Conker
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you are a terrible human being.
Mar 9 2012 5:57PM
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FBGM
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I'm having a hard time believing this actually happened.
Mar 9 2012 5:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
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1.) call your mom immediately
2.) tell her the truth
3.) apologize SINCERELY, with no comments or attitude about the dog and it's relationship with your mom
4.) feel better because although it was an awful accident, at least you did the right thing afterwards.
5.) give it a proper burial.
Mar 9 2012 6:03PM
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Rialb
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The official word from my dad is to bury it under the trees in the backyard and he will somehow break the news to my mom without blaming me directly. Will update with the story when I can
Mar 9 2012 6:04PM
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Lucas
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your gonna feel like your punned in a corner
Mar 9 2012 6:04PM
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Saac
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Mar 9 2012 6:05PM
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chicken
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Just tell them? I mean obviously it was an accident. sucks you ran it over though...
Mar 9 2012 6:05PM
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scratchproteen
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there ya go, I'd still tell your mom though, in the end you'll feel better about it.
Mar 9 2012 6:07PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Cut the body into little pieces and hide them throughout the house. Each body part has a clue leading your mom to the ultimate truth that you killed the dog. This will make the experience a fun game to lol about later in life, you won't be lying, and the anger from your mom will be put off for a while. Win Win. But really you are fucked!
Mar 9 2012 6:08PM
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Rialb
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hahahah
Mar 9 2012 6:10PM
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.AR6rider.
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The sad thing is, the dog probably could have gotten out of the way if it wasn't so...tired.
Mar 9 2012 6:11PM
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DGski
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poor dog
Mar 9 2012 6:27PM
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