"tthat's cute, i remember my first beer.... i hope you get fucking alcohol poisoning and your friends are too drunk to realize what's going on and you die with a cock drawn on your face and no eyebrows." fucking.
thank you asshole, I hope you fucking get raped and your asshole ruptures and you bleed out slowly. douchebag.
haha. so last weekend my school had a rail jam, which was sponsored by red bull. i ended up getting third place in the jam and was awarded a free case of red bull. me, being the idiot i am, decided that this was a sign that i should drink nothing but red bull and vodkas to pregame for that nights festivities. long story short, i had ingested 8 red bulls by the time we hit the bars. after a few more drinks at the bars, i felt as though my heart was going to explode. i went back home and laid in my bed for like 12 hours trying to relax and fall asleep, fearing i was about to have a heart attack. after that i gave away the rest of the redbull and will probably never drink that shit again.