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Shit girl skiers say

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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
We were pondering this in NS chat, give us your best
Feb 29 2012 9:53PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
HAHA

"this helmet is messing up my hair"
Mar 1 2012 6:57PM
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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
"Does this tall t make me look fat?"
"Oh my gosh this tall t is so big on me."
"I'm cold"
"My Feet are cold"
"my fingers are cold"
"my hands are cold"
"my toes are cold"
"My feet hurt"
"wanna take a break?"
"Yeah I can 360.."
"I'm scared"
"let's go inside"
"I just don't feel like doing park tonight"
"I suck so don't laugh"
"Can you help me?"
"Want to teach me how to ______?"
Mar 1 2012 7:03PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 269
"im the inferior sex, why dont i have a dick in my mouth?"
Mar 1 2012 7:10PM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
This is true. Science has shown that men who eat Luna Bars will grow vaginas haha.
Regarding the chapstick one...i feel like this is one my guy friends end up asking me for because, as a girl skier, I always have chapstick on me.
Mar 1 2012 7:37PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Mostly this one
Mar 1 2012 8:16PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,718
Or just girls in general.
Mar 1 2012 8:18PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
"did you see that shuffle?"

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Mar 1 2012 8:20PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Definetly this one. so much.
Mar 1 2012 8:22PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
" Can we put down the bar, I'm scared"

and if you snow them
"OMG I hate you!"
Mar 1 2012 8:37PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
"uhhhhh liek omg can you see that suit she is wearinggggguhhhh??? uhhhhhh that is liek so last yeaarrrruh."
Mar 1 2012 8:42PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
This is so damn funny.

Literally happened today-
Bunch of boys waiting at the bottom of the lift,
Boy #1: wanna lap with us?
Boy #2: Nah we're waiting for the girls.
Boy #3: yeah, one dropped their glove off the chairlift and had to go find it.

Face palm.
Mar 1 2012 9:10PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
:/ you caught me
Mar 2 2012 12:08AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
girl i was with dropped her phone off the lift one time. guess who went and found it... not her.
Mar 2 2012 12:11AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
[IMG]murphywhips.com/Whip_Collectors_-_Johnny_Cadell.jpg[/IMG]
Mar 2 2012 3:08AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
damn it... that didnt work. hopefully this does...
Click for larger image
Mar 2 2012 3:12AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Hah, lol'd
Mar 2 2012 3:19AM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
"I wanna fuck Schlopy!"
Mar 2 2012 3:21AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,718
She better have sucked your dick for that. If not, I have no words.
Mar 2 2012 9:13AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
This.
Mar 2 2012 9:54AM
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*Skittles*
Posts: 247 - Karma: 29
.
Mar 2 2012 10:09AM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
holy thread.
Mar 2 2012 10:16AM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15

thats an elite skiier by woman standards...

But deff "My boots hurt!"

Mar 2 2012 11:55AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Personally, if I had the choice, I'd go Casabon. I would destroy that ass. DAYUM! Where for art thou B-Dog?
Mar 2 2012 12:26PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
"What are twin tips?"
Mar 2 2012 12:38PM
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Aomame
Posts: 281 - Karma: 479
"i want to try snowboarding"
Mar 2 2012 12:51PM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
"i'm cold and i gotta pee" (as we just finish our first run)
Mar 2 2012 12:54PM
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Kingdom
Posts: 408 - Karma: 7
Or she justs texts the whole time...Or sits down like a snowboarder in the middle of the run.
Mar 2 2012 12:57PM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
You guys are skiing with the wrong girls if this is what the girls you are around are actually saying/doing :)
Mar 2 2012 1:32PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

"bar"

Mar 2 2012 1:46PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,718
My homies girlfriend got mad at him for not going to cafe rio with her after she was done skiing at like 1 during today's pow epicness.
Mar 2 2012 6:35PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
"oh my god be careful"
"all my friends are guys, I'm used to it"
Mar 2 2012 6:49PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
"did you say something about you're cork being huge?"
Mar 2 2012 6:54PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
hit an unexpected bump "AHHH" (loud scream in case you dont get it)
Mar 2 2012 7:21PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
"sure wish i had a penis"
Mar 3 2012 1:40AM
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Send_It_Jerry
Posts: 187 - Karma: 74
Dont spray me like that!!! It messes up my makeup!! OMG
Mar 3 2012 10:41AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
lol
Mar 3 2012 10:43AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
"lets have sex on the chairlift so the people behind us have to watch"
Mar 3 2012 11:36AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,718
Do these impact shorts make my ass look big?
Mar 3 2012 11:50AM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
ditto

or personally phil casabon, bobby brown, sean petit, oh so many
Mar 3 2012 12:13PM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
What is newschoolers??????????
Mar 3 2012 12:26PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
you would 'destroy that ass'? doesnt the GUY pee in the GIRLS butt?
Mar 3 2012 3:28PM
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Kingdom
Posts: 408 - Karma: 7
Mones works a little different. She destroys shit she touches.
Mar 3 2012 3:30PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
"Whats the speed like?"
"Should I hit that feature?"
"Should I do a spin?"
"Can I follow you in?"
"I'll hit it next time."


Mar 3 2012 3:37PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
THIS so often,

also: esp on a windy day like today

"there is hair, all up in my face"
Mar 3 2012 6:53PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
I fixed it for you.

"Whats the speed like?"... tell her, she still goes too slow.
"Should I hit that feature?" say yes, she still rides around.
"Should I do a spin?" say yes, straight air.
"Can I follow you in?" say yes, she still skips the jump.
"I'll hit it next time." doesn't hit it next time.
Mar 5 2012 11:01PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
"what does donkey dick mean?"
Mar 7 2012 6:09PM
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funkmaster
Posts: 617 - Karma: 1,876
"I could do that"
"I'm going to get good this year"
Mar 7 2012 6:38PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
my pussy is chafing
Mar 7 2012 6:40PM
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ShabbaRanks
Posts: 998 - Karma: 65
I can't do that i'm a girl
Mar 7 2012 6:46PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
Posts: 490 - Karma: 16

"dammit i pussied myself" instead of knutted....lololol

Mar 7 2012 7:13PM
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