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NS Fun Facts.

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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
Not sure how many of you know this (although, you really should already) but every time you log out of NS, a fun fact by Harvey and Mattman is shown. Some of them are pretty hilarious.

Lets see what we get...

1. Click "Log Out"
2. Copy the fun fact you see upon logging out.
3. Log back in, go to this thread, and paste the fun fact in here for all to see.
4. ??????????
5. Profit.

GO.
Feb 22 2012 12:24AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
"23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks"
Feb 22 2012 12:25AM
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Jared.
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 59
"Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue. "
Feb 22 2012 12:26AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
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Feb 22 2012 12:26AM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
I didn't know because I haven't logged out of NS in like 2 years.

But I will try.
Feb 22 2012 12:27AM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
i may be mentally disabled but i just logged out twice and did not see any fun facts either time.
Feb 22 2012 12:30AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
not sure if serkous or just want me to log off of ns....love those
Feb 22 2012 12:31AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
it's under account settings
Feb 22 2012 12:32AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
"7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem. "
I'm probably going to spend the next 30 minutes logging out repeatedly and reading these facts
Feb 22 2012 12:33AM
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rossi900
Posts: 707 - Karma: 9
"It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas. "
Feb 22 2012 12:34AM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
I have the biggest penis
Feb 22 2012 12:36AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
somebody post that facts and girls website
Feb 22 2012 12:37AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
"The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice. "
Feb 22 2012 12:38AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
"Dingosean and eheath aren't actually pros"
Feb 22 2012 12:38AM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 57

"Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. "
Feb 22 2012 12:38AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
"The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins. "
Feb 22 2012 12:38AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
"Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was, ironically, allergic to carrots. "
Feb 22 2012 12:41AM
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Tonic
Posts: 334 - Karma: 1,653

"A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. "
Feb 22 2012 12:47AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
orange name doesn't mean you are necessarily pro for skiing
Feb 22 2012 12:47AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
I'm just quoting what the fun fact said
Feb 22 2012 12:55AM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
"Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States"
Feb 22 2012 12:58AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
well fuck, already got ya at 10
Feb 22 2012 1:00AM
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Rosstafarian
Posts: 262 - Karma: 93
"A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.. "


science.
Feb 22 2012 1:09AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
aaaaand +k to you good sir
Feb 22 2012 1:09AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
I'm an orange name due to the amount of pinknames i've bedded.
Feb 22 2012 1:15AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
pzzz'onewd
Feb 22 2012 1:55AM
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smithers
Posts: 40 - Karma: 12
"The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs. "
Feb 22 2012 4:09AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
In England in the 1880's, "pants" was considered a dirty word
Feb 22 2012 4:26AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
"The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old. "
Feb 22 2012 4:27AM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
"Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. "
Feb 22 2012 5:10AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
And where was I?!
Feb 22 2012 5:23AM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
It takes a real man to do that.
Feb 22 2012 5:53AM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
X, Z ?
Feb 22 2012 6:35AM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Arizona.
New Mexico.
Feb 22 2012 6:50AM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
"due tohigher elevations and smaller lung capacity gourds do in fact not grow on Mt. Everest"
Feb 22 2012 6:55AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
"It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas. "
Feb 22 2012 7:11AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
the placement of a donkey's eyes on its head allows it to see all four feet at once


also, you can just reload this page a bunch for maximum fact-tation

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/login/logout
Feb 22 2012 7:47AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
"Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. "
Feb 22 2012 8:14AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
"a whale produce 300 gallon of sperm each time it ejaculates, it is one of the reason why the sea is salty"
Feb 22 2012 8:30AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
theres no way
Feb 22 2012 9:01AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
This better not be true
Feb 22 2012 9:15AM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
read: this better be true
Feb 22 2012 9:37AM
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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm

Phew.
Feb 22 2012 9:37AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
"You blink over 10,000,000 times a year. "
Feb 22 2012 9:41AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
who is harvey and mattman?
Feb 22 2012 9:59AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
you sit down.
Feb 22 2012 10:07AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
"The electric chair was invented by a dentist. "
Feb 22 2012 10:18AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
loool it's a fact from newschoolers, i just new it so i posted it here and the end is just a joke from me hehe
Feb 22 2012 10:27AM
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