sick the other fake red bull stuff they sell is shittttt
my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
YEAH RED BULL IS SO AWESOME... ONE TIME I SAW IT AT THE GAS STATION... WAIT, UM I LIVE IN SOCAL. HUH, CRAZY CANUCKS...
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^except that the truth is that Red Bull was approved for sale in Canada as a 'health product', so it has the same formulation as any Red Bull in the world(it's all the same shit). Caffeine, Taurine, and Niacin, it's all in there.
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you can only find the bottle version...IT TASTES LIKE GRAMDMA TITS!
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-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht
-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?
-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?
All these questions you have never asked.
i cant find it anywhere. there is MONSTER around here though buts its like 4 bucks and i dunno what it tastes like. i dont wanna end up with grandma tits in a can
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'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
canada doesnt have the law about specification about name or colour and caffeine. thats the usa. a drink has to be a cola to have caffeine. taurine was jsut never approved by health officials in canada. when i got it in scotland it was 2 pounds a can. thats 5 canadian. fuckin hell
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the stuff in the glass bottles isnt too bad, beats no redbull. but yay! my parents are getting me a case this weekend from the states (havent found it in canada yet) and some cherry bombs! yay for the US!
that glass bottle crap is good for the first sip, but after that its shit, if ur in canada get hansens energy, bsae or monster all of those taste good and its like 2 bucks fer hansens and base and 3 bux fer monster
look people, as i have discovered it's not the caffine content that wouldn't allow redbull for sale in canada. in actuality, redbull has less caffine than a med coffee at tim hortons. it's the taurine content that's the problem!
they sell redbull in cans at my school's bar in north york but it's $4.75 a can
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
'Stupid fucking Americans!' - Jon Olsson
Truer words never spoken!
they sell it at our bar/club in barrie... go ROXX.. so surprised to see it last week when i was there!
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me too.
A blue whale ejeculates 40 gallons of sperm at a time and people wonder what jelly fish are?!!?
We started selling it at my restaurant 3 nights ago, its the real deal, but there are so many legalities with it. We cannont legally mix it with alcohol for the consumer, have to serve it on the side. Its good shit though, quite popular. Oh Absinthe is legal here you americanos. HAH
drive to the states and buy a fuggin case of rockstar.
twice as strong...
twice as big.
the can is black and gold and red.
the shits the best.
its like crack...
its really good.
i need some right now.
ITS THE SAME PRICE
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