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AMURICUH

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84891jnf92048
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Post up what you do to thank the Lord for the greatest, most powerful, most awesomest God-given country on Earth, AMURICUH!!



I'm eating a Mayonnaise sandwich. ON WHITE BREAD.
Feb 9 2012 3:30PM
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General_Ripper
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Also this proves that the rest of the world is ignorant, in that they can't get over stereotypes of Americans.


Feb 9 2012 6:31PM
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84891jnf92048
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MURICUH has a better flag
Feb 9 2012 6:31PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Its easy to forget about Canada, all small and tucked away down there.
Feb 9 2012 6:42PM
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skithecanada
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ALL MASSIVE AND READY TO EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE
Feb 9 2012 7:05PM
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Aidan-G
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the fuck does that even mean?
Feb 9 2012 7:06PM
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skitheWest.
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more land than the US up there?
Feb 9 2012 7:20PM
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Black.Bird
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Feb 9 2012 7:21PM
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Aidan-G
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That's not real. That joke is so old and can be used for anyone. Nice try though
Feb 9 2012 7:23PM
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.AR6rider.
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No. Just...no. Plus, we've already prepared for that. MURICAH is like a giant poison dart frog. We may look awesome and tempting to eat, but one bite and your'e fucking dead, so don't fuck with us. MURICAH.
Feb 9 2012 7:23PM
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skitheWest.
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hahahaha this is golden
Feb 9 2012 7:23PM
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Black.Bird
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Feb 9 2012 7:28PM
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http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
Feb 9 2012 7:31PM
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Aidan-G
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Uh yeah. I've heard that joke so many times
Feb 9 2012 7:42PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Feb 9 2012 7:53PM
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.ZT.
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O yah, up here in Canada we go ice fishing in the summer time, eh.
Feb 9 2012 7:53PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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get out of washington. please.
Feb 9 2012 7:56PM
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84891jnf92048
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I just cut down a thousand trees, all with endangered species in them, with my automatic weapon.

MURICUH
Feb 9 2012 8:01PM
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Black.Bird
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In my opinion the joke can't be used for anyone. It's Americans who are portrayed as the world police, not other countries. I also don't even think Canada has a single active aircraft carrier..
Feb 9 2012 9:01PM
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Aidan-G
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it can be used for everyone because there are different types of boats other than military ones
Feb 9 2012 9:06PM
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Black.Bird
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For sure but it wouldn't be as funny.
Feb 9 2012 9:54PM
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Aidan-G
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it's literally the same joke
Feb 9 2012 10:02PM
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