I would suspect that he wants to come into my room and sleep with me because I'm so warm and comforting. Me, being the gentleman I am, open the door and invite him into my room.
Instead of coming in, he just looks at me and runs away. The fucker is essentially ring-and-running me. Except I don't have a doorbell to ring, so he just scratches it.
What the hell do I do?
here is a picture of him in a munchkins box.
