Shittiest day at the hill

So today I went to the hill to go skiing. I got to the hill 2 hours late cause I was busy putting music on my phone. I get to the hill, then eat lunch when I get there so I don't have to go inside soon after. After I eat lunch, I go for like 1 or 2 runs, and out of nowhere start to feel like complete shit after a tiny wipeout. My head starts pounding, I get all dizzy, and get a crazy bad stomach ache and feel like throwing up, and them get all hot and sweaty. I go for one more run then go back inside, take my jacket off, and sit there for like half an hour feeling terrible, just a crazy bad stomach ache, dizzy, hot, and tired. I finally go to the washrooms cause I think I'm gonna throw up, but end up taking a shiy instead. So I'm sitting in the stall for like another half an hour, taking a shit but still feeling like I have to throw up, and out of nowhere I start hearing rushing water. I look down, and sure enough the urinal beside the stall is overflowing like crazy and flooding the floor while I'm beside it taking a shit. My pants get soaked on the bottom. I stand up and roll up my pant leg so I can finish my shit. While all that was happening, my friend fucking phones me. I tell him I'm in the washroom. I finally wipe my ass and get up, still feeling like throwing up and really dizzy. I wash my hands and go out of the washrooms so other people can go. I'm sitting on a bench just outside of the washrooms and the owner of the hill walks by. He asks me if I'm ok, and I just say I feel really sick and dizzy. He goes to get ski patrol to come check if I have a concussion. They come and check me out, but I don't have a concussion. After all that was over I went home and now I'm sitting in my bed typing this still feeling sick. So NS, tell me your story of your shittiest day at the hill