well first of all, i think you meant to say 2' or 16' penis. my opinion is that i'd choose the two incher, cause size really doesn't matter. The vagina adjusts to the size of the penis (unless they're a dirty slut who's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway) so i would choose the smaller one because 16' is huge.
plus, sex sucks unless you can go balls deep
sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.
what about if you had to choose between wearing a pink shirt with the text 'assfuck' in limegreen over the chest for the rest of your life, you couldnt take it off even while sleeping or having sex etc, and you couldnt cover it with anything,OR, having some marmalade under your nose for the rest of your life?
^ id take both, with the two incher in my ear and the 16er down my throat.
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i'd take the 16 incher, could be fun. lol. just stick it in her ass, then go balls deep.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
mommy said it............16incher i guess....but it would be huge and get in the way....while two inches you would be made fun of and people wouldnt know that u could have had a huge uncomfortable one...
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