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Stop closing freeway for Shaun White!

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rpl
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who else skis at Breckenridge CO and gets all stoked to hit the freeway jumps because its awsome weather, but they're closed because that homo Shaun White is doing 360's onto his private airbag.
Jan 24 2012 8:57PM
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Blandct
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haha that fucking sucks. At least you can't blame it on red bull...
Jan 24 2012 8:58PM
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j.bird
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wtf? they do this?

What a bitch.
Jan 24 2012 8:58PM
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Good_Deed
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shawn white
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Jan 24 2012 8:58PM
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Blurst
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seems like a legit dude
Jan 24 2012 9:00PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Just kill him, its simple.
Jan 24 2012 9:01PM
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Dhane
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if it was tammy walrus youd be shoveling cocks into you face just to get a glimpse of him straight airing into a bag.
Jan 24 2012 9:02PM
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BlackCupid
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Skiing at Breck we see plenty of pro skiers shredding the park. I don't know why you think Tom Wallisch would be such a big deal.



To the OP: I agree it is kind of gay that we can't ski freeway even though we bought a pass expecting to be able to ski it. That being said, Park Lane is still a great park and Shaun White doesn't spend much time hitting the bag jump so I wouldn't get too angry about it.
Jan 24 2012 9:07PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I think that's a rumor dude. Granted I haven't been in colorado for about three weeks but I have never heard of them closing the jumps down just so pros can hit it. I mean I've hit it when pros were hitting it during the day. They'll let pros get exclusive shit in the morning and after 4 pm. I know breck got like two feet of snow last weekend maybe they closed them because the snow is slow?

But I mean if that is for real that's bull shit. I hate shaun white he looks like the dude from mask.

Not "The Mask" with john carrey "Mask" with cher and that fucking crazy looking ginger.


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Jan 24 2012 9:10PM
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Queen_Selassie
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hahahaha i've always thought this! sooo funny
Jan 24 2012 9:27PM
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CalebT
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^^lol!
Jan 24 2012 9:33PM
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AwR
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hey did you guys hear!?! Shaun White soul'd out....oh wait he cant!!

bhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jan 24 2012 9:35PM
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snowfinder
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word is white did a dub ten....mega ramp..... on his skateboard
Jan 24 2012 9:36PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
one day i wana meet shaun white and ask him what it feels like to have a permanent dick up his ass
Jan 24 2012 9:44PM
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wilksker
Posts: 188 - Karma: -16
stop trying to pretend you actually hit those jumps. we all no you are working on your "mad spins" and getting "super stoked" but stop lying to us and trying to make yourself feel better.
Jan 24 2012 9:47PM
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ForeverYung
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How the fuck do you know he is not hitting those jumps
Jan 24 2012 9:51PM
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Blindsurfer
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shut the fuck up you cant say whether or not he hit those jumps
Jan 24 2012 9:54PM
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Amadeus.
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this thread made me lol
Jan 24 2012 9:56PM
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KillaSeason
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Jan 24 2012 9:56PM
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Steeze_Minister
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My English teacher looks like Shaun White /claim
Jan 24 2012 9:57PM
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wilksker
Posts: 188 - Karma: -16
oh I can't can't I what are you gonna do about it? huh! If he does he should prove it. Pics. Pics or it didn't happen. so instead of trying to defend your 16 year old brother in arms how about you go back to sitting on your hand untill it goes numb so you can perform "the stranger" to yourself while watching your pornos.

Jan 24 2012 10:00PM
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Blindsurfer
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hahaha never heard of this before, but you're clearly pretty knowledgeable on the subject

lol you're a bean
Jan 24 2012 10:10PM
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Blindsurfer
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hahaha never heard of this before, but you're clearly pretty knowledgeable on the subject

lol you're a bean
Jan 24 2012 10:11PM
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ThaLetterM.
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gonna step in here and say tom wallisch skis like a normal person with everyone else
Jan 24 2012 10:17PM
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CrotchKiller
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that honestly never works for me. i cant grip that well with a numb hand
Jan 24 2012 10:59PM
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Skithedeep
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if this is true, i shall shit myself
Jan 24 2012 11:51PM
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Holte
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Got bad news for you bro...
Jan 25 2012 12:23AM
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m_and_m
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It sucks! He closes the 22 foot pipe down at Northstar here in Tahoe frequently! It was closed for two days straight a couple weeks ago for him!
Jan 25 2012 12:27AM
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eheath
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Sounds like exactly what he did at PC last year. Suckers.
Jan 25 2012 12:30AM
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eheath
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Sounds like exactly what he did at PC last year. Suckers.
Jan 25 2012 12:30AM
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Mikeylal
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ahahahah F*** that nonsense i wanna see a skier spray that fool hella hard.. yater wallace is hella cleaner in the pipe too!
Jan 25 2012 12:35AM
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Mikeylal
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ahahahah F*** that nonsense i wanna see a skier spray that fool hella hard.. yater wallace is hella cleaner in the pipe too!
Jan 25 2012 12:35AM
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doGelyst
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isnt he supposed to be at northstar? ahahah
Jan 25 2012 12:44AM
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Stose
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shaun white goes to northstar
Jan 25 2012 12:44AM
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Stose
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shaun white goes to northstar
Jan 25 2012 12:44AM
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Tree60
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wtf why are there so many double posts in this thread?
Jan 25 2012 1:43AM
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willy_baller
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me and some friends have been debating going up there one of these nights and taking a massive shit on the air bag for him to land in.
Jan 25 2012 2:19AM
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I.B
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DO IT


or..


DOOTY IT
Jan 25 2012 2:23AM
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Triple_Strum
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lol nice.
Jan 25 2012 8:55AM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
Maybe he's afraid of other people and is used to being alone all the time?
Jan 25 2012 9:07AM
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MikeWeinerONE
Posts: 501 - Karma: 1,215
Pretty sure that Shaun White hasn't been to Northstar one time this year. Think that is kind of funny actually.
Jan 25 2012 11:17AM
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troben
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i loled
Jan 25 2012 11:23AM
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SnowRidgeParks
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He is technically riding out of Northstar this season, but obviously Breck is a Vail Resort and they have the best features open for him to train on at the moment. Looking at it from Vail's perspective, they spent a lot of money on this guy so they're more than willing to close down some features for him to train. Whether you like it or not, he is still the most recognizable figure in snowboarding and skiing, it's all about marketing.

This is just one of the small sacrifices you have to make to ride one of the best parks in the world. This is a big corporation we're talking about, they're just trying to maximize their revenues in the long run...
Jan 25 2012 12:10PM
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lands11
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I remember a thread back a few years ago saying how much of a douch Shaun White is. Like cocky as fuck and always trying to get a 1 up on everybody. For example when he had the private half-pipe built for him by Redbull he was the only one riding it. No other boarders were allowed or invited by either him or Redbull. Is this true or am I completely wrong with all this? Can someone please inform me?
Jan 25 2012 12:19PM
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Goku
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It's true, in an episode of Cribs a few years ago he even came out and said he doesn't have any friends and he can't have any friends because he's "too competitive" so he just has like 3 dogs instead. It's in a snowboard mag too somewhere
Jan 25 2012 12:26PM
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Steezy.Ortisi
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self centered queer
Jan 25 2012 1:20PM
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juninho
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one of the most underrated actors
Jan 25 2012 1:23PM
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Gknow
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Don't want to see him closing the park as much as I don't want to see him on my pack of gum.

Shaun White must go.
Jan 25 2012 1:31PM
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Blindsurfer
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if i ever see him im down to spray him with snow real hard
Jan 29 2012 12:43PM
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urgent_care
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I have seen a lot of snowboard and ski films and two snowboard films i have seen prove this. One is called Red Bull Project X, all about his private half-pipe, the exclusivity of it, how it was built, and what tricks he literally created on it. So the thing about the private half pipe is all too true.

A documentary about Shaun came out a few years ago called Dont Look Down, showing a day in the life of Shaun White. He says himself after placing SECOND in X-Games slopestyle, how disappointed he was and that he felt like nobody could beat him. He then went on to say that when he rode pipe in the Olympics that he felt like he was unstoppable and there was no way he would lose (for those of you who don't know, he did take first at Olympic snowboarding superpipe that year).

So to confirm the theories, I would say its all too true that Shaun White is self-centered, over-competitive, and will do anything it takes to win.
Jan 29 2012 12:51PM
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snowboardersrule
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that used to be a perk of breck. they never closed the parks midseason for anything except a couple of comps. such bullshit. they should close keystone's pipe for him instead. no one rides that anyways.
Jan 29 2012 2:01PM
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