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Your grandma probably weighs more than B Dog

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ashamedkrew
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http://espn.go.com/action/athlete/_/id/50529/phil-casabon

I knew the pros were all small-ish guys but it's pretty crazy how alot of them hardly break 150
Jan 24 2012 5:24PM
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pigglywiggly
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i wouldnt say you dont
Jan 25 2012 10:30AM
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Capurnicus
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Dude, you're straight pathetic.
Jan 25 2012 11:11AM
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Casual.
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Skinny kids. I'm 6'1" and 180lbs and I am thin. You kiddies need to eat some food
Jan 25 2012 11:29AM
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maxwell666
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that doesnt mean he is light, that means you are heavy, I am three quarters of a foot taller than you and 10 pounds heavier, I consider myself normal weight.
Jan 25 2012 11:41AM
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ShredAZ
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Fucking hilarious!
Jan 25 2012 12:10PM
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Willard
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Shit 6'2 and 150...my buddies even skinnier than me
Jan 25 2012 12:20PM
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lands11
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Eheath jokes got old way too long ago, find something else to joke about.
Jan 25 2012 12:25PM
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doitbig
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agreed.  not even funny.
Jan 25 2012 12:54PM
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Deluge
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so is eheath, you'll be alright
Jan 25 2012 12:55PM
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AviadIL
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do you ever eat? damn dude...gain some weight..
Jan 25 2012 1:21PM
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ShredAZ
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Only thing to trump a fat joke is a racist joke. Being the white upper-middle class males we are, we don't take kindly to racism.
Eheath halloween 2011:


Jan 25 2012 1:45PM
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Capurnicus
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Very true. In my book, an E-Heath joke is roughly the equivalent of directly stating "I am a 14 year old pathetic internet dweeb that jumps on any bandwagon in sight in hopes that people might internet like me".
Jan 25 2012 3:45PM
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Bateman
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picture related
Jan 25 2012 4:04PM
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madchronic
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haha also you have probably one of the best names and pics ever...Shorty is so fucking funny
Jan 25 2012 6:11PM
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BROSEIDON
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Don't even post on this site.  You're so ignorant it makes me cringe.  He makes some of the best edits in the community and there's no way you can deny that.
Jan 25 2012 6:43PM
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BROSEIDON
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Same size, I agree.
Jan 25 2012 6:43PM
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majesticunicorn
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lol'd cause it was so mean
Jan 25 2012 6:45PM
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.AR6rider.
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It wasn't really that mean. I mean come on, if you're gonna insult someone, you at least have to be clever, funny, and/or extremely condescending, not just regurgitate the same shit you've heard for the last couple years on NS.
Jan 25 2012 6:47PM
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majesticunicorn
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Jan 25 2012 6:51PM
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I_liketobutter
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all i know is you gotta be pretty damn strong to take landings that deep over and over. also, real tail-presses/blunts take an insane amount of strength.

try skiing around that low all day and see how fast you get sore.
Jan 25 2012 7:00PM
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Phil-X-
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Is this the thread that it becomes cool to back eheath? over are the days of harassment.... eheath, I am your knight.. guide me.
Jan 26 2012 2:50AM
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Bateman
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On thread topic: Why the fuck do people care about how much b dog weighs? let him live his life.





























eheath too.
Jan 26 2012 3:31AM
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idskithat
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i just laughed so hard
Jan 26 2012 6:26AM
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Puzzled
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Lol they upgraded him to 140...
Jan 26 2012 6:44AM
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Blindsurfer
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ure fuckin fat dude
Jan 26 2012 7:34AM
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El_Patcho
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As much lip as you're getting for this it's a fair point. Weigh less = less momentum when you smash into something.
Jan 26 2012 7:54AM
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Capurnicus
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You children are a bunch of fucking idiots.
Jan 26 2012 11:34AM
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why
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uh oh, it's about to be mods gone wild up in this bitch.
Jan 26 2012 11:42AM
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DutchhGutss
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Jan 26 2012 12:56PM
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Heart
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your average white male is also very overweight. depends on body type as well
Jan 26 2012 2:11PM
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LeoSpaceman
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you realize we're on newschoolers, right?
shouldn't be a shock.
Jan 26 2012 2:20PM
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jteezy
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so i was fucking your mom right?
Jan 27 2012 4:06PM
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cwillygood
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Haahaha that kid was so dumb haha
Jan 27 2012 5:19PM
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S.C
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haha. all are super skinny, and then there's colby, 5'8", 180
Jan 27 2012 6:39PM
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cwillygood
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Haahaha that kid was so dumb haha
Jan 27 2012 7:45PM
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quebecfreestyler
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I loled.


Serioulsy kids seems to forget that less weight = less impact.
Most pro skiers are on the slim side and those who arent are strong as a bull.
tanner and edollo are probably just as  small

Jan 27 2012 7:49PM
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apimpnamedslick
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Jan 27 2012 7:52PM
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Slizger
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I'm 5'9" and 130 or so.
Jan 27 2012 8:06PM
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Enstrut
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holy shit
Jan 27 2012 10:01PM
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SwaggerJester5
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Hell jossi wells is smaller than that
Jan 27 2012 10:07PM
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Inline.
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Spriggs is huge. Way bigger than you'd think.
Jan 27 2012 10:22PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Thats surprising actually. Most of these athletes are pure muscle (as others said before me). Muscle is much denser than fat and bones.

My nutrionist was telling me that Tom Cruise is short guy, but he weighs almost 175 pounds. I'm sure other athletes that train much harder (i.e. track runners, swimmers, soccer players, ect.) are much denser than skiers.
Jan 27 2012 10:35PM
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SFBv420.0
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so says the mod that came over to tgr and looked all of 13 with your butthurt homo tiraid over tammy willrich playin barbie dressup. My how you've matured over 2 years.
k dog weighs more than b dog
and score more bitches
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Jan 28 2012 9:28AM
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thankagaper
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funny guy!
funnier mods getting shredded hard core
Jan 28 2012 10:14AM
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CoachJabroni
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Jan 28 2012 12:47PM
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apimpnamedslick
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what the fuck, that meme is far from being captioned properly
Jan 28 2012 12:48PM
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k-fred
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loool bdog is now 140lbs,  he took 5lbs in 3 days 0_o
Jan 28 2012 12:51PM
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Relish_man
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fuck I'm 5'11 nearly 6' and weigh 130. Yes I'm skinny but i eat like a fucking pig, doesn't do shit. What the fuck does it change anyways? Get over it.
Jan 28 2012 12:54PM
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DayMan
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da fuck? 169 and 5' 5"?
Jan 28 2012 1:16PM
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ForeverYung
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Fail
Jan 28 2012 2:16PM
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