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Day off from school. What to do?

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Haellgren
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Day off from school at friday. What to do?
Jan 23 2012 2:31PM
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Blurst
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Set the world masturbating level.
Jan 23 2012 2:33PM
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TOK
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fap
Jan 23 2012 2:33PM
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PON3
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Go outside and enjoy how beautiful life is :)
Jan 23 2012 2:33PM
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Haellgren
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This.
Jan 23 2012 2:36PM
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soulskier
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ski
Jan 23 2012 2:39PM
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Haellgren
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Street rail.
Jan 23 2012 2:39PM
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CliffyByro
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Sleep all day.
Jan 23 2012 2:41PM
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Runnie_D
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Then whack it
Jan 23 2012 2:41PM
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PON3
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Sounds like some one needs a hug. :)
Jan 23 2012 2:43PM
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Haellgren
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NO! LETS WATCH GOOD OLD MOVIES! LIKE, MONSTERS INC!
Jan 23 2012 2:43PM
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Bateman
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Oh! MeMeMeMeMe!!!
Jan 23 2012 2:44PM
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Haellgren
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Lets go from house to house and give everyone hugs!
Jan 23 2012 2:49PM
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Bateman
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Sounds delightful. Ill go get my hugging suit right away.
Jan 23 2012 2:51PM
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El_Patcho
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make vague but not concrete plans. don't achieve.
Jan 23 2012 2:55PM
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Haellgren
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Lets start with the flats!
Jan 23 2012 2:56PM
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PON3
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I am so down for this. That movie is the tits.

Oh a free hugs for every one!
Jan 23 2012 2:56PM
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asapCferg
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ski. is that even a question?
Jan 23 2012 2:56PM
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Haellgren
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No, A question ends with "?"
Jan 23 2012 3:04PM
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Jane6
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this
Jan 23 2012 3:07PM
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Mike-O
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Du kan knulla en rullekebab.
Jan 23 2012 3:09PM
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Haellgren
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Tack för tipset!
Jan 23 2012 3:10PM
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Mike-O
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Det första tipset är gratis :)

Jan 23 2012 3:13PM
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Jane6
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så jävla fresh. Är också ledig på fredag, borde kanske göra det jag med.

BTW Mike-o jag åker till Finland på fredag kväll wadduuuuup
Jan 23 2012 3:18PM
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Bateman
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oh my god google translate sux. Btw are you jane from Tosh' thread a while back?
Jan 23 2012 3:21PM
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Mike-O
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Helsingfors eller Åbo? Eller nån annan?
Jan 23 2012 3:22PM
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Jane6
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haha I love when you translate something from swedish to english, swedish sounds mentally challenged when translated

and no, I dont think I am.
Jan 23 2012 3:27PM
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Jane6
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åker zigenarbåten till Åbo, sen vidare upp till Björneborg typ :S gaaah redneck land, too many track suits for me to handle
Jan 23 2012 3:28PM
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Mike-O
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A few years back some Russian woman who married a rich Finn wrote a guidebook for other Russians seeking love in Finland.

There was a whole chapter about the (stereotypically) indescribable affection for unison track suits and jogging, kind of like a deterrent for "If you're not into this, don't marry a Finn."
Jan 23 2012 3:33PM
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asapCferg
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good thing the Op's post ends in a question mark
Jan 23 2012 3:33PM
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Mike-O
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Because those mail order brides only come with track suits during the Holiday season and the orders get so backed up that it's quicker and cheaper to bag a Finn.

We have have some of the easiest women in the world, you're welcome.
Jan 23 2012 3:41PM
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Jane6
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me and a finish boy will never happen then.
Jan 23 2012 3:44PM
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Mike-O
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The Value package jogs and stays in shape for minimal $$$!
Jan 23 2012 3:50PM
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Mike-O
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Well Willy, whatever you end up doing, remember to vote for a gay Finnish president in two weeks time!
Jan 23 2012 3:52PM
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Davy.Crockett
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Hit up the Jerry Sandusky youth football and back rub camp
Jan 23 2012 3:54PM
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Mike-O
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You drive a hard bargain... FINE THEN!

How bout we get you 27% off the original Value price and leave the track suit out entirely. It'll be your responsibility to keep a nude lady warm though, but luckily we Finns are used to the cold.

Cash or credit?
Jan 23 2012 3:58PM
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Jane6
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Haavisto awwww yeaaaaaaaah
Jan 23 2012 3:59PM
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GORILLA.
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sleep in, wake'n'bake, ski.
Jan 23 2012 4:02PM
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Mike-O
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Well we only have the type models pictures in store at the moment, let me see, just a minute...

*shuffling sounds*


..alright here we go, these type models represent roughly 50% of the actual product, with an error margin of +/-50%.

Blonde:
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Brunette:
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Mixed:
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Random pick:
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Jan 23 2012 4:08PM
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Spinoza
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i dont know how it took 7 replies to get to this.
obviously go skiing cmon man
Jan 23 2012 4:16PM
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shane.t
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a good hearty meal of biscuits and gravy

Jan 23 2012 5:53PM
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Blurst
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I cant believe what has happened in this thread.
Jan 23 2012 11:03PM
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lukewalnuts
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ski
Jan 23 2012 11:09PM
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Shza.
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Do schoolwork? Duh? What else would you do with your day..?
Jan 23 2012 11:14PM
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Blurst
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Yes and its glorious...
Jan 23 2012 11:52PM
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Haellgren
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Lets do like this: Wake up > Fap > Breakfast > Streetrail > Lunch > Skate 3 > Streetrail > Watch movues
Jan 24 2012 12:31AM
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Haellgren
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Jan 24 2012 6:11AM
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Mike-O
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I went through a bit more of our model portfolios and actually found out a few more of that random pick I posted earlier. She's taking up way too much space, though, so it'll be a 2-in-1 deal for any first buyer - you get the girl you want plus this Solid 7 as a dealsealer, no skin off my nose.

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Did I tell you she's also a stripper? You'll get a lot of bang for your buck, but I also suggest you do some serious grounfwork on the foundations for a stripper pole, it needs to have a safety area of at least around 2000kg.

Jan 24 2012 6:22AM
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Blurst
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Ill om you my adress in five minutes. Whats your paypal?
Jan 24 2012 12:50PM
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VD.
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GO SKIING
Jan 24 2012 1:07PM
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