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Blow jobs.

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Flying~Squirrel
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i bet i could give a really good blowjob. ive never given one and dont really want to, but i still think id be good at it. just saying
Jan 21 2012 8:37PM
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Mike-O
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These guys have some of the best chemistry I've ever seen in comedy, they play so well off of each other.
Jan 22 2012 7:09AM
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Mike-O
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Oh and Flying-Squirrel, first you want to run over black women with your car, now you hypothesize your ability to suck dicks?


Can't say I saw that one coming.
Jan 22 2012 7:12AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
alright lemme explain myself here: for one thing, im really not gay, but im not afraid of being gay either. like if i was gay im not the kind of guy who would cover it up for a year and then hang himself. but when i was 8 years old i discovered that i can fit my fist in my mouth, and i still can today. all the way up to the wrist, and i have big hands. another key trait is that i have a very long, flexible tongue. in fact if im drunk i can touch my tongue to my nose. also as a guy, i understand exactly what it feels like to get a blow job, and i know what feels good and where the sensitive parts are. those three characteristics put together with a little bit of athleticism could equal a damn good dick sucking. but im really in no hurry to find out, its just a thought that came to me.
Jan 22 2012 7:54AM
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Bateman
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aren't you gay yourself?
Jan 22 2012 8:49AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
seeing as how i cant even brush the back of my tongue without the most god awful gagging sound, i would not be able to give a good blow job. however, my freakishly long tongue allows me to eat pussy like you wouldnt believe. i cant even tell you how many times ive damn near had my neck broken between a set of thighs. since im not gay im pretty glad things turned out the way they did...and so is every girl ive ever gone down on.
Jan 22 2012 10:13AM
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Spinoza
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This has never occurred to me. I think op must be gay along with the others who have thought of this
Jan 22 2012 12:55PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
Thank you for confirming your sexual prowess.
Jan 22 2012 1:38PM
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corona
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his dick tastes like shit?
Jan 22 2012 1:45PM
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J.M
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awesome episode.
Jan 22 2012 2:00PM
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ski4freee
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Jan 22 2012 2:24PM
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scratchproteen
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the vibe in here is really weird.
Jan 22 2012 2:33PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
I'd suck a dick to find out how good i am at it.
Jan 22 2012 3:03PM
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skifoo
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this thread is getting wild
Jan 22 2012 3:55PM
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Lucas
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Word
Jan 22 2012 5:38PM
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I_Am_Mod
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just a thought i've had for a while-> i'm quite sure the average guy would give a better blowjob than the average girl....
not factoring in the awkward factor, i'd go for guys because we know what we like best + guys have stronger muscles/suction....

same would obviously go for oral between lesbians ....

/no homo
Jan 22 2012 5:43PM
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ECB
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Jan 23 2012 12:55PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
Def. agree on the lesbians thing... although i imagine BJs require a bit of practice to get the teeth out of the picture and to be able to deepthroat well...
Jan 23 2012 1:59PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
I'll be satisfied with letting the girls continue to artfully hone their craft.
Jan 23 2012 2:03PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Last summer my friends an I were talking about this and we were kind of drunk and one said we should suck eachother's dick to see who's the best at it like no homo way, and I know you're all going to say gay but we're not. It's like doing a glory hole blow job and not knowing who's behind the wall... It could be a guy with super good dick blowing abilities but you think it's a girl and it will be the best blowjob you ever had. So we did this and it came out I was the best at sucking dicks /claim no-homo
Jan 23 2012 3:04PM
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Mike-O
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Jan 23 2012 3:05PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
this is a whole different level
Jan 23 2012 3:06PM
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act.resist
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Jan 23 2012 3:10PM
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rudager
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I'm glad you had the balls to type that, because we wouldn't have understood you since there's a dick in your mouth
Jan 23 2012 3:11PM
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.AR6rider.
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So...you got drunk and sucked your friend's dick? Please tell me you're trolling.
Jan 23 2012 3:12PM
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scratchproteen
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Jan 23 2012 3:12PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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men would know better blowjob techniques but when it comes down to actually doing it im sure the one who is actually turned on by dicks would just do better of a job. also your logic wouldnt be flawed if it wasnt a straight guy getting the blowie, because if you ask me i prefer knowing that it is a girl.

ya gotta have that passion, like OP is saying he has

which would make him slightly homosexual

or is OP straight? why cant chicks have aliases, makes sence, especially on the interwebs
Jan 23 2012 3:28PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
say what you want. your just mad i can give better blowjobs then you
Jan 23 2012 3:29PM
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PeteySkeety
Posts: 996 - Karma: 209
This thread is fucked
Jan 23 2012 3:29PM
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.AR6rider.
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There are so many things wrong with this post.
Jan 23 2012 3:33PM
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Mike-O
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*you're
*than

But I admit you probably have a mouthful more experience.
Jan 23 2012 3:35PM
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Bateman
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Jan 23 2012 3:37PM
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soulskier
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saying no homo really doesnt negate much
Jan 23 2012 3:38PM
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act.resist
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bitch you dont know me

Jan 23 2012 3:41PM
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Mike-O
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I meant Mr.Gaga.


But no I don't, thank God.
Jan 23 2012 3:43PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

oh confused

but,

:(

Jan 23 2012 3:44PM
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Mike-O
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You confuse me as well.
Jan 23 2012 3:51PM
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act.resist
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whoy?
Jan 23 2012 3:53PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Ok so lets grab a bag full of dicks and you guys can report back to me on who is the best at it. I will then whore you out in thailand...

Profit
Jan 23 2012 4:15PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Ugh FINE. Looks like I'll have to step in a be the judge of this

Ms. butterslut will suck my dick (swallowing of course) And I'lll judge it on a 1-20 scale

Mr. Gaga will suck my dick (I'm wearing a Trojan Bear Skin condom, helping a brother out) And I'll also judge it on a scale of 1-20


Winner buys me a burger. LETS DO THIS
Jan 23 2012 5:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

WHAT?! i did NOT agree to this

Jan 23 2012 5:13PM
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Mr.Luke
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You didn't read the guidelines when signing up for NS did you...

Well it states that whenever another NSer initiates a challenge rated on a scale from 1-20 you have to oblige.

Sorry hun.
Jan 23 2012 5:19PM
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rudager
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Condoms are for pussies, not a man's mouth
Jan 23 2012 5:19PM
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cwillygood
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he went there...
Jan 23 2012 5:27PM
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act.resist
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im calling my lawyer
Jan 23 2012 5:27PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
This sounds legit. I hope you took pics and/or video for evidence that you truly are the better dick sucker. Otherwise I don't believe it.
Jan 23 2012 5:34PM
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soulskier
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i don't know, I would just take the offer on the table now. I'd hate for it to turn into a 1-50 scale.
Jan 23 2012 5:42PM
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maynaiseman
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This thread is completely straight.
Jan 23 2012 5:42PM
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Airwolf
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Jan 23 2012 6:18PM
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OssargYormada
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Everything about this is just so gravy and mashed potatoes.

Jan 23 2012 6:33PM
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