Enter ridiculously cliched song lyric here, add hearts and winky faces after
I'd like to penetrate your anus with a broomstick, count to twelve, break it off, then stab you in the fucking neck with the shitty, broken end of the same broomstick. After that, I'll remove the broken end of the broomstick from your anus, and proceed to fuck you in the stab wound in your neck with it. Then, (assuming you're still alive that is) I'll make you watch as I brutally rape your father with a baseball bat and a hockey stick...at the same time.
Oh the irony. You're mad because I posted THAT and then judging me as a douche, when you know me no more than what you've seen on the internet. Wa Wa Wa I should take you seriously because you have a high post count.
If you're from the Midwest, and it doesn't matter where, say shhhhhhhh... say shhhhhhhh....
You know your friend is a gaper when they wear cotton on a pow day. oh wait... -powderbro Formerly UncleSam
eh who cares. people want to feel noticed. there's this girl i know who updates every fucking thing she does. "dinner then shower!" etc etc. but whatever. cant hate. she's just an insecure chick who wants to feel like she has an audience.
[insert profile pic ] Options:
[most likley of ] 1. stupid shit saying somthing about some boy (OMG!!!!!!!! CALL ME)
[dumb bitch being ] 2. Cliched Song lyric ( can we pretend airplanes are shoooting..... <3
[dumb ] 3. retarded breast cancer awarness shit ( 52 yellow buttfuck)
4. retarded feminist shit (why are women called sluts but men...... Blah blah
5. bitch wanting to feel important (my dog just barked so fuck you)
"*sigh* I have a lot of great yummy food in front of me but I have a face mask drying on my face to help with oil and while drying it tightens my face to the point where I can't open my mouth. I WANT FOOD."
"There's no T in Kenworthy. That is all."